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inverted seahorse

A sexual position in which a man has anal sex with a girl while she flips under his legs and eats fishsticks from his anus.
Im hungry, wanna do the inverted seahorse?

Imma Inverted seahorse the F**k out of you!
by Sixty-Nine Man March 31, 2008
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Inverted butt cheeks

A person who has an ass so flat, that it actually appears to point inward.
Did you see that girl walk by? She had inverted butt cheeks.
by Llama_Lady November 24, 2009
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Cum infested anal wart

The most disgusting profound word you could possibly be called, no one could make a come back to this, and it possibly hurt the enemy.
If you were to ever obtain one of these you are a dirty s.o.b and need to stop having anal sex ASAP!
Jeff.... You're gay
Kyle.... You're a cum dumpster
Jeff....You're a failed abortion!
Kyle.... Oh yeah? welll You're a CUM INFESTED ANAL WART!
Jeff....well.....dude what the hell you're discusting
by uberhubercraft December 8, 2010
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The Inverted Stranger

Note The Stranger:
The act of sitting on one's hand for 20 minutes to make it go numb, and proceeding to jerk off with that hand. This will give the feeling of a hand job from someone else.

The Inverted Stranger:
The act of riding your bicycle for so long that your junk falls asleep, and proceeding to punishish the hobbit. This will give the sensation of jerking off another's junk.
After a long bike ride, there's nothing I like better than to come home, open a brew and pretend I'm jerking off Bronson Pinchot. The inverted stranger with the perfect stanger.
by TheJoel May 3, 2006
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inverted pelican

A sexual postion in which a man holds a woman or another man upside down, who moans or squaks with each thrust.
Patrick: So Nate, what are you and Kirsten upto?
Nate: Well i though i might try to catch an inverted pelican with her
Patrick: CAW CAW CAW
by Paredith February 1, 2008
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investerection

The sexual arousal caused by a stock portfolio that is making positive returns.
This bull market is giving everyone on Wall Street an investerection.
by Germankid September 3, 2016
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I invented you

A response to when a friend becomes popular only because they hang out with you, and then claims they are better than you.
Friend: "What can I say? I just have more friends than you do."
You: "Bitch what are you saying? I invented you"
by VegetableMadeBones June 14, 2018
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