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Infantite

Two people on a date:

Bartholomew: how many kids do you want?

Sandra: infantite!
by crazyforcats December 7, 2018
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infantulious

You are so infantulious and weak!
by Djub Blub December 15, 2003
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infanticide

Anyone who refuses to call abortion "infanticide" is a fucking child hater.
by pizzy strizzy August 27, 2003
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infantigo

Noun - the right to ask to change your airline seat if a small child sits down nearby.
When the woman with her screaming baby sat next to me, I invoked my infantigo.
by Not so-frequent Flyer April 15, 2013
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infantul

1.n. a premature midget infant
2.n. a person of small size or stature
1. An infantul can not be expected to live long.
2. Shut up, infantul!
by Djub Blub December 15, 2003
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Infantisize

Fantasizing about murdering a baby, possibly while on a crowed air plane or in movie theater.
I started to infantisize when the screaming baby made me miss the movie previews.
by Doc Bliss July 7, 2016
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infantcide

the act of killing a baby, commonly followed up by posthumous rape and/or barbecue
when the judge told me I was being charged with infantcide, I responded "I swear judge, I didn't know she was 3"
by BrockStar June 11, 2003
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