Infantite

an infinite number of babies

Two people on a date:

Bartholomew: how many kids do you want?

Sandra: infantite!

by crazyforcats December 7, 2018

infantulious

adj. small, tiny, diminutive

You are so infantulious and weak!

by Djub Blub December 15, 2003

infanticide

abortion

Anyone who refuses to call abortion "infanticide" is a fucking child hater.

by pizzy strizzy August 27, 2003

infantigo

Noun - the right to ask to change your airline seat if a small child sits down nearby.

When the woman with her screaming baby sat next to me, I invoked my infantigo.

by Not so-frequent Flyer April 15, 2013

infantul

1.n. a premature midget infant
2.n. a person of small size or stature

1. An infantul can not be expected to live long.
2. Shut up, infantul!

by Djub Blub December 15, 2003

Infantisize

Fantasizing about murdering a baby, possibly while on a crowed air plane or in movie theater.

I started to infantisize when the screaming baby made me miss the movie previews.

by Doc Bliss July 7, 2016

infantcide

the act of killing a baby, commonly followed up by posthumous rape and/or barbecue

when the judge told me I was being charged with infantcide, I responded "I swear judge, I didn't know she was 3"

by BrockStar June 11, 2003