"Man I love this game so much!"
*gets def artifacts*
"AHHHHH I HATE THIS GAME SM"
*2 seconds later*
"GUYS check out this amazing game called Genshin Impact-"
*gets def artifacts*
"AHHHHH I HATE THIS GAME SM"
*2 seconds later*
"GUYS check out this amazing game called Genshin Impact-"
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Get the Genshin Impact mug.Disclaimer: it's not an actual symptom/condition that fucks with your actual life. It's a term used for video game situations or real life situations that, well let's conclude the disclaimer and get on with the definition.
Important one syndrome is a term that has existed before it has an actual name. It means that in terms video game situations such as ravenfield, that your worthless dumb a.i team can't do a certain fucking thing to win the game. So you have to fucking do it yourself, only to be fucked constantly by the enemy a.i team preventing you from completing the task your worthless team gave you. Resulting a 50/50 chance of you either winning or losing to put impact on your emotions. As for real life situations, you get these lazy fucks telling you to do these pointless, stupid, or demanding tasks theat you have to go up and down to get them something or do something for them that they can't do a fucking thing but you doing something for them is painstaking or rage inducing that you need rest but they don't let you take a break from those things. It affects your emotions, makes you lose control, or causes an argument in most cases. What will you do to fight back important one syndrome? There's nothing we can do about it, and it's been fucking with our lives (game or not) ever since the syndrome of doing things that no one can't do a thing but YOU! Only to put you at risk of either losing something important or your sanity becoming lost and losing your fucking mind.
Important one syndrome is a term that has existed before it has an actual name. It means that in terms video game situations such as ravenfield, that your worthless dumb a.i team can't do a certain fucking thing to win the game. So you have to fucking do it yourself, only to be fucked constantly by the enemy a.i team preventing you from completing the task your worthless team gave you. Resulting a 50/50 chance of you either winning or losing to put impact on your emotions. As for real life situations, you get these lazy fucks telling you to do these pointless, stupid, or demanding tasks theat you have to go up and down to get them something or do something for them that they can't do a fucking thing but you doing something for them is painstaking or rage inducing that you need rest but they don't let you take a break from those things. It affects your emotions, makes you lose control, or causes an argument in most cases. What will you do to fight back important one syndrome? There's nothing we can do about it, and it's been fucking with our lives (game or not) ever since the syndrome of doing things that no one can't do a thing but YOU! Only to put you at risk of either losing something important or your sanity becoming lost and losing your fucking mind.
Here's an example of the important one syndrome used in a real life situation.
Asshole: hey you! Get your ass off the fucking chair! You gotta put the heavy bucket of bolts in my car, I'm too tired to put it in my car.
Person: what the fuck is it to you asshole? You're telling me you can't do a difficult task yourself, but you're asking me to do it for you?
Asshole: are we lazy old Chinese women so slow that we get yelled at by some American to get the fuck out of the way?
Person: no?
Asshole: THEN DO THE FUCKING DIFFICULT TASK I TELL YOU TO, MOTHERFUCKER!
Person: fine.
The next day
Asshole: Hey you! Stop doing what you're doing and help me wipe my car clean. There's no time for looking at some news about video game pedophilia winning the war.
Person: For the past couple of days, you've been telling me what to do, while you're sitting on your lazy ass doing nothing but watching me suffer as I do things that you can't do.
Asshole: But I never take advantage of you, boy.
Person: BULLSHIT!!! YOU DON'T CARE ABOUT ME! YOU'RE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF ME BECAUSE I HAVE THE IMPORTANT ONE SYNDROME! GUESS WHAT MOTHERFUCKER, YOU CAN TAKE YOUR RENT MONEY AND SHOVE IT UP YOUR ASS! CAUSE THE IMPORTANT ONE IS LEAVING YOUR SORRY FUCKING ASS!
Asshole: but...
Person: SHUT THE FUCK UP! DO THINGS YOURSELF YOU SELFISH FUCK! AND DON'T TAKE ADVANTAGE OF OTHER PEOPLE EVER AGAIN, CAUSE YOU'RE GIVING THEM THE IMPORTANT ONE SYNDROME AS WELL! FUCK YOU! *leaves*
Asshole: Important one syndrome?
Asshole: hey you! Get your ass off the fucking chair! You gotta put the heavy bucket of bolts in my car, I'm too tired to put it in my car.
Person: what the fuck is it to you asshole? You're telling me you can't do a difficult task yourself, but you're asking me to do it for you?
Asshole: are we lazy old Chinese women so slow that we get yelled at by some American to get the fuck out of the way?
Person: no?
Asshole: THEN DO THE FUCKING DIFFICULT TASK I TELL YOU TO, MOTHERFUCKER!
Person: fine.
The next day
Asshole: Hey you! Stop doing what you're doing and help me wipe my car clean. There's no time for looking at some news about video game pedophilia winning the war.
Person: For the past couple of days, you've been telling me what to do, while you're sitting on your lazy ass doing nothing but watching me suffer as I do things that you can't do.
Asshole: But I never take advantage of you, boy.
Person: BULLSHIT!!! YOU DON'T CARE ABOUT ME! YOU'RE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF ME BECAUSE I HAVE THE IMPORTANT ONE SYNDROME! GUESS WHAT MOTHERFUCKER, YOU CAN TAKE YOUR RENT MONEY AND SHOVE IT UP YOUR ASS! CAUSE THE IMPORTANT ONE IS LEAVING YOUR SORRY FUCKING ASS!
Asshole: but...
Person: SHUT THE FUCK UP! DO THINGS YOURSELF YOU SELFISH FUCK! AND DON'T TAKE ADVANTAGE OF OTHER PEOPLE EVER AGAIN, CAUSE YOU'RE GIVING THEM THE IMPORTANT ONE SYNDROME AS WELL! FUCK YOU! *leaves*
Asshole: Important one syndrome?
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The technical terminology for hitting any sort of electronic device to get it to work properly; a solid and punctuated smack or slap.
"Theo noticed the screen on his iPad was slightly scrambled so he quickly implemented the impact calibration principle to the edge of the device. One good smack and the screen was clear as the blue sky on a summer's day.
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I tried to call my insurance company to find out about their rates for fire insurance, but all I got was "your call is important to us"!
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