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impaling the morals of a minor

A pun on the crime of "impairing the morals of a minor" that defines the much more serious crime of statutory rape.
That mofo was impaling the morals of a minor when he fucked my 16-year-old sister.
by jammyboil December 26, 2008
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nad the impale-her

The real name of a Sex Vampire who bummed a load of Carpathians in Moldavia around the 1st century before Winona Ryder chucks herself in the river for being a klepto. Used to impale people on his four foot dick which he also fought with.
Nad the Impale-Her pornstar name in spoof movie of 'Barb's Stoked U Know's Spankula' from 1993, pisstake of cool Keanu flick.
by Sir Bartholomew McTavish October 11, 2008
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Bold impaler

A person who attempts to have sexual relations with a friend's, coworker's, or boss's family member.
My friend Nate tried to hook up with his friend Gage's sister, I have much more respect for him being such a bold impaler.
by The greatest bold impaler August 17, 2016
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Impale terang onlyfans whore through the neck

A town onlyfans whore who makes porn videos so she needs to be impaled through the neck lots of blood would piss out south Western Victorian mole
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by Gimegame December 24, 2024
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tree impalment

oo damn that tree is sexy, i think ive got tree impalment
by milliondollarpussayy June 2, 2021
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Impaled

A funny way of saying someone has been stabbed by a sharp object.
"Oh look at that. I've been Impaled. Hehehe."
by Jman6540 November 10, 2021
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