IBM 

I Barf Most

IBM by Anonymous February 5, 2003

IBM 

I Blow Men.

IBM! IBM! IBM! All day long!

IBM by Mr. Stab June 14, 2004

ibm 

instant breakdown machines

ibm has the highest failure rate in their harddrives, they are instant breakdown machines!

ibm by nightwarrior687 June 14, 2004

IBM 

Imitation Black Man

god, did you see aaron earlier?
yeah, hes such an ibm
what?

IBM by Anonymous July 3, 2003

IBM 

A computer brand that I am using that is NO WAY NEAR the top of the market because its computers GO SO FUKING SLOW!!!!

O no- My IBM's shuting down again without me telling it 2!

IBM by Sabian June 2, 2004

IBM 

International Bowel Movement
(acronym) noun

"yo, what kind of server is that?"
"it's IBM, son!"

IBM by lucachr1s January 3, 2008

IBM 

infantile boring male

i had the date from hell, he was an ibm

IBM by annemarie January 17, 2003