iCaptain

An all out rapist, loud, annoying, screams a lot, easy to anger.

Hey dude, did you hear about that loud pervert, he's a total iCaptain!

by XxSoMe_GuYxX May 26, 2016

Incapable

Being toatally helpless to be taught the understanding. ; trying so hard yet trampled so easily. Wondering why tests are necessary. Need things to be uncoincidental.

Im incapable of knowing why i suffer when im just like everyone else

by Goodlucktoall July 23, 2019

Gesu incappucciato

its just one of the infinite combinations of Italian blasphemy literally meaning Jesus with a hood on. In the Italian language you can put whatever word combined with God (DIo) or Jesus ( Gesu)

mi e caduto l'iphone Gesu incappucciato / my Iphone felt Gesu incappucciato

by The_Atheist_Dawg April 12, 2019

incaperation

The falling of a tree top onto one's head.

Man, that man just got fuckin' incaperated! Sucks for him.

by A. Evans June 16, 2003

IDCAP

I don't care about politics.

Hey guys, IDCAP and not voting for anyone at all!

by Me Roboto April 3, 2022

incapacitated

shut down... stopped in it's tracks... toyota...jeff gordon...

i'll incapacitate you if you don't stop stalking me and asking for definitions!!!!

by Bill Atkins March 18, 2005

incapiecitate

Render incapable from excessive consumption of pie.

Can result from consumption of either savoury or sweet pie variants, though symptoms are exacerbated when savoury pie forms (notably pork pies) are consumed with beer. Sufferers anecdotally refer to 'pie-crash', where excitability, hyperactivity and excessive salivation prior to pie-eating make way for dulled senses, depressed affect, dry mouth and an extreme desire to curl up with a pillow.

Symptoms include: lethargy, apathy and mild wind
Variants include: pastied, quiched

By administering two large Melton Mowbray pies and four pints of IPA we managed to completely incapiecitate the subject. After 30 minutes the subject showed severe symptoms - eyeballs rolled up in their sockets, lolling tongue and little to no voluntary muscle control. We ended the test by administering a stiff brandy and propping the man in a comfortable armchair with the Sunday papers. Three hours later the patient was exhibiting no symptoms. (BMJ: Pastry Research, 1908)

by Duncan McMillan December 12, 2008