I.T.P.H.J.

This stands for "In The Pocket Hand Job". Typically occurs in public settings when needing to be discreet. Great way to break the ice on first dates or when you just need a good ol tug while sitting at the bar.

He couldn't wait to tell his friends about his first I.T.P.H.J. he got at the casino. Jackpot!

by Trailmixer May 14, 2018

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Z Y X W V U T S R Q P O N M L K J I H G H I G F E D C B A

its literally the alphabet backwards

Z Y X W V U T S R Q P O N M L K J I H G H I G F E D C B A

by robloxismycity October 3, 2017

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F.P.S.I.H

The Acronym used for the condition known as a First-Person-Shooter Induced Headache,which is a headache that is induced from playing too much first person shooters in one sitting.

Kyle: Hey Ken, you wanna play some Modern Warfare 2?

Ken: No thanks man, I got an F.P.S.I.H from playing it this morning.

by ITSAP3RS0N June 17, 2010

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I P I I H B

This is a message board acronym.

I'd Put It In Her Butt

Kate Upton is so hot. Yeah, I P I I H B.

by IU Boat Drinks August 3, 2011

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M.I.L.P.H.

Mom I'd Like to Punch in the Head

Jarred: Dude my mom is such a bitch
Brian: Yea dude the chicks a M.I.L.P.H.
Peter: No kidding

by Brian043 June 28, 2008

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I.S.W.S.O.M.B.R.H.P.

Iis - wom - burp

If. She. Was. Sitting. On. My. Bed. Rubbing. Her. Pussy.

Guy #1: "Dude would you bone that chick?
Guy #2: "If she was sitting on my bed rubbing her pussy, then yes"

Guy# 1:"Yo Look at that girl... I.S.W.S.O.M.B.R.H.P.?"
Guy# 2: (nodding his head) "iswsombrhp."

by Mrdoumass May 25, 2009

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