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i love kids

it describes how i feel when i am around kids/j
"i go to the park because i love kids :D"
by Daniel Nicolas Gomez December 15, 2023
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by SuelTameOresuTeMato May 2, 2025
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i love kids

it describes how i feel when i am around kids/j
"i go to the park because i love kids :D"
by Daniel Nicolas Gomez December 15, 2023
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I eat kids

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by Jjjjdnxnnxx May 28, 2022
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i pad kid

a kid who is physically bent over an electronic while doing most of their tasks during the day; has their face shoved so deep into their fucking phone while eating- in other words it describes brady
by akdjdkekskxkxkkejenendjskd March 12, 2022
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But I don't threaten kids though!

Neither do I!
A doofus "But I don't threaten kids though!"

Hym "I've never threatened any kids! I've told people exactly what would happen if I had to live like this and I've told them exactly what I would or would not do and exactly why I would do it. In explicit terms. The child death LITERALLY couldn't be any more avoidable for you! I've basically written an instruction manual on how to get me to NOT murder the kids and YOU DID THE OPPOSITE! If it isn't me validating your status hierarchy or your moral presuppositions... YOU DON'T WANT IT! You don't give a shit whether or not I walk outside my door and neck stab the little kids that always play basketball outside my apartment! That's all 'society' cares about. Not ME. There is no duty to me you're fulfilling. It's just getting your overlords to stamp my ticket into heaven or being the abstract phantom so I don't get in the way of the solipsists (which are just those same overlords)."
by Hym Iam May 2, 2024
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