I'm right behind you

something someone says to get you to look behind you

"I'm right behind you"
*looks back*
*no one's there*

*looks around*
*no one's around*

:shrug: eh I'll just go back to searching up random shit on urban dictionary

by sak_ura March 13, 2021

Fuck you, I'm a dragon

A good come back for anything, anything at all. Although, you need to know the right way to pronounce this, with attitude. Feel free to add extras on the end.

Nathan: You're short and stubby
Michelle: Fuck you, I'm a dragon. Bitch.

by The dragonator January 21, 2011

I'm better than you

Statement indicating that one person is superior by undisclosed means to another. Often used to stop moments of awkward silence.

I play baseball; I'm better than you.

by Jesus August 5, 2003

I'm gonna leave you to it

A phrase to escape, exit, or end conversation... used mostly for phone calls, work, and fleeting conversations.

Ok... OK... MOM OK!... Ok mom, I've gotta go... I'm gonna leave you to it.

Looks like you've got everything taken care of... I'm gonna leave you to it.

by jacprice January 17, 2017

Fuck you! I'm ballin!

An outrageously gangsta expression a person will make when he doesn't give a fuck and is truely balling like a motherfucker, typically accompanied by middle fingers and rockstar signs. The statement is not to be taking literally; it is simply a fun expression without any expectation of response. However, fucking and balling are always fun.

(at Party)

random dude: "yo what's up Joe!"

Joe: "yoooooo!"

random dude: "haha you're drunk as fuck man!"

Joe: "Fuck you! I'm ballin!"

by Mr Tasty July 21, 2009

i'm a put you to bed

when u are gonna sex them so good u make them go to sleep

J.Holiday's song i'm a put you to bed

guy: hey gurl i can put u to bed!!
gurl: yea well see if your that good....

by carol aka buckii November 19, 2007

I'm crazier than you.

A comeback made up by a friend and I to be used in response to somebody who is threatening you. You can only use this if it is true and you are cool enough to whip out a knife and slit his throat.

HOTONE: "I'll kick your ass."
Big Dude named Tiny: "Whatever man, I'm bigger than you."
HOTONE: "Yeah, but I'm crazier than you."

by HotOne - I never close my eyes if you know what I mean. September 12, 2005