I'm not like that 

Denial is a river in egypt you are gay

Wilhelm: "I'm not like that" proceeds to kiss Simon

I'm not like that by YouStupidBitchByGirlInRed February 23, 2023

i’m nothing like y’all 

literally means you’re nothing like them all. you built different.

“yo could you pass me the sal—“
“im nothing like y’all 😎😭😭😭”

“i love your new shir—!”
“im nothing like y’all 😎😭😭😭”

*backflip*
“i’m nothing like y’all 😎😭😭😭

i’m nothing like y’all by hamsterfart27 December 3, 2023

I feel like I’m Gucci Mane in 2006 

In 2006 the Dekalb County prosecutor dropped murder charges against Gucci Mane in relation to a home invasion in which he and his crew shot and killed one of the invaders.

To feel like Gucci Mane in 2006 is to feel like you’re winning and just generally vibin good

"Yo, yesterday was your last child support payment right?”

Yeah my nigga. I feel like I’m Gucci Mane in 2006

I feel like I’m Gucci Mane in 2006 by Rikit1kiTavi March 2, 2020

i feel like i'm taking crazy pills! 

the feeling that something that you understand to be true is so self-evident that you cannot believe that others can't see it or understand it too.

Mugatu: SHUT UP! Enough already, Ballstein! Who cares about Derek Zoolander anyway? The man has only one look, for Christ's sake! Blue Steel? Ferrari? Le Tigra? They're the same face! Doesn't anybody notice this? "I feel like I'm taking crazy pills!"

i feel like i'm taking crazy pills! by snotterson July 7, 2011

no fucking shit, lady! do i sound like i'm ordering a pizza? 

A quote from a movie called "die hard", meaning: obviously!
Usually used in phone conversations.

Supervisor: Attention, whoever you are. This channel is reserved for emergency calls only...
Detective John McClane: No fucking shit, lady! Do I sound like I'm ordering a pizza?

no fucking shit, lady! do i sound like i'm ordering a pizza? by whatdoyoudialtogetoutofthematrix January 22, 2004

Looks like I'm going for a swim 

A hit Nicki Minaj song that is a big boy meme on tiktok

Me: I don't know how to put looks like I'm going for a swim in a sentence

Looks like I'm going for a swim by stoppp❤️ March 28, 2019

cut a rug like I'm in a carpet store 

When you are getting ready to dance like its nobodies buisness out in the club/bar.

Dude, I cant wait to get to Brew Bakers tonight! Imma cut a rug like I'm in a carpet store!

cut a rug like I'm in a carpet store by Blasphemeth August 10, 2010