I'm not gay seat

Seat that you leave empty between two males sitting next to each other. Also can be satisfied by finding a female to sit inbetween them.
Walt: let's go see a movie
James: alright, but this time leave the i'm not gay seat between us, so some hot chicks like last time won't think we're fucking fags.
Walt: it's alright, we're having this babe hayley come too, and she'll sit between us.
James: cool.
by James Gutierrez February 19, 2007
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I'm I gay?

Why the f*ck are you searching im i gay? You clearly know your not so why bother searching im i gay huh?
Guy: i'm I gay?

Other Guy: yes your gay
by Bruh idk ok May 12, 2021
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I'm too gay for this

When you are gay and you see a cute girl/boy. Or someone straight tries too flirt with you.
Example 1:
Girl 1: omg, that Girl is so cute!
Girl 2: Yeah, I'm too gay for this.
Example 2:
Random dude:hello there cutie
Me:oh no, I'm too gay for this.
by Gayguuurl August 15, 2019
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I'm not gay, but $20 is $20

A saying that refers to someone agreeing to do something gay as long as they are making money out of it. This includes kissing, but can extend to other more interesting activities.
"20 bucks if you kiss Steve"
"Sure"
"Wait, what? You're serious?"
"I'm not gay, but $20 is $20"
by Cyberspaxz September 23, 2023
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gay i'm mom

"Gay I'm mom"
"I mean mom, I'm gay! God dammit I screw everything up!"
by no boii February 24, 2017
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I'm Not Gay

When someone tries to explain that they aren't a faggot but they are indeed a faggot.
Logan: "I'm not gay, I swear!"
Tucker: "You literally sent 50 gay porn videos to me."
Logan: "That's because it's funny!"
by Plumbus Flarp December 12, 2023
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You all are gay i'm normal

When all people in a group chat act like gays.

Created in a group chat from a guy names Nils
by xxxmeowchanxxx July 25, 2017
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