Gypsy Hypnosis

A trait commonly found in individuals that move from place to place (or couch to couch) promising money and fortune, but never delivering. They are especially crafty when it comes to eating other people’s food and drinking their boos. One is strongly discouraged from letting one of these types into your home or car and NEVER, I repeat, NEVER loan them money under any circumstance. If you do, forget about any thoughts or attempts at retribution!

Bo must of been under the influence of "Gypsy Hypnosis" when agreed to front Kevin $150 in Vegas.

by Paul February 2, 2005

haptosis

Unconsensual sexual touching

It was blatant haptosis, so she kneed him that hard he was wearing his nuts for earings

by sssssssssssss January 27, 2007

ugliness hypnosis

when a person is only seeing the ugliness and not the beauty of their personality and

larry was ugliness hypnosis when he saw jasy but she has a beautiful and sweet personalty.

by jasminerich June 29, 2009

Technological hypnosis

A mental state in which overwhelming use of technology alters behavior usually negatively, but not exclusively negatively in relation to social functionality.

The men and women lost interest in one another. Instead of taking each other out on dates they stayed home and played with their Iphones.

Joe was really trying to get Sally's attention by making eye contact. She was making love to her Iphone so much she didn't notice.

Although there were 20 people sitting together in a room, they all were on their Iphones and wouldn't talk to one another. They were in a state of deep technological hypnosis.

by Ontological June 23, 2018

Tesla Hypnosis

When you overlook major problems in Tesla cars because the Tesla company's marketing and hype.

<Michael> My new Model 3 is the best car ever!
<JV> There is literally paint chipping off the car doors, you are suffering from Tesla Hypnosis.

by x-777-x May 30, 2022

femdom hypnosis

Femdom hypnosis is the act of a female dominatrix using hypnosis to manipulate and sexually control her client

Man: "what's your favorite kink bro?"

Man #2: "man I've become addicted to femdom hypnosis"

by Username_theif August 20, 2023

Facebook hypnosis

like highway hypnosis, but instead of lanes on a road, it's a social media feed scrolling down, spending time and hours without actually remembering anything seen.

After scrolling for three hours without noticing, he finally snapped out of his Facebook hypnosis and realised it was 2 a.m.

by luedreamer November 29, 2025