hypocritiot 

a person who denies saying they told you not to do something, and/or denies that they did what you told them not to do

dude Cody is being such a hypocritiot! He always tells me not to knife but he does it anyway and then say he isn't.

hypocritiot by shatter blast May 3, 2011

Hypocritcism 

the act of being a hypocrite, when a person gives you unwanted advice that they never take or do themselves all the time!

Sally told Molly she was wearing make-up and said hers actually was better everyday. Molly thank Sally for showing her hypocritcism all the time.

Hypocritcism by slick_14321 July 1, 2019

Hypocritcism 

The act of being a hypocrite, when a person gives you unwanted advice that they never take or do themselves all the time!

Sally told Molly she was wearing make-up and said hers actually was better everyday. Molly thank Sally for showing her hypocritcism all the time.

Hypocritcism by slick_14321 July 1, 2019

Hypocritism 

The act of hypocrisy

Adam is the God of hypocritism

Hypocritism by atriece May 6, 2021

hypocritical asthmatic 

an asthmatic person that hangs around smokers.

Jane: that whore! she's such a hypocritical asthmatic. she has asthma, yet she hangs with the smokers. IRONIC.
Harry: totally. Oh my gosh. that totally doesnt fly my spaceship!

hypocritical asthmatic by thisispissinmecleanoff November 15, 2009

Hypocritical Whore 

Female who claims she is "done" having any type of relations with a certain member of the opposite sex, but continues sleeping over his house every weekend in secret.

Friend: Hey what are you doing?
Hypocritical Whore: Nothing, home, my mom won't let me go out.

(She's actually at the opposite sex's house)

Hypocritical Whore by iPolishprincess April 5, 2011

Hypocriticalassfuckery

hypocriticalassfuckery - v.

Disambiguation
hypocriticalassfuckery was a term first used in the African tribes of Kh'elmari in 1660. It meant "to go full retard", but was later adopted by the Dutch and Belgian colonists and used to describe the sincere and honest contradiction in a statement.

Hypocriticalassfuckery
E.g

"Wow, did you listen to that Fox reporter last night? She sure hypocriticalassfuckeried the hell out of those news"

Hypocriticalassfuckery by Fukkunchanyo May 15, 2014