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hyperpalatable

Tasty foods that make you feel sinful for eating them. Since there is no quantitative science behind the term, it is a subjective term used by writers and youtubers to tell others what not to eat so that you can sell your own product and service to them.
Betty: You should AVOID all PROCESSED FOODS because they are so hyperpalatable. Meanwhile, go buy my super tasty juicing recipe book in which I throw food into a device called food processor.

Billy, the Tuber: Oh MY GOD! WHY do people eat so much hyperpalatable processed junk!!? Thank you for watching. Don’t forget to subscribe, share and use my affiliate code to get 20% off GudSuppzPro’s NutraBroteinBar. Tastiest bars ever brah!
by Spanish Inqusition February 9, 2022
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Hypergamist Queen

Marries up not down, but uses simps for money & attention or to hit the walls and work the middle, even after marriage. Does not love or sees men as equals but as a sex toy, a badge, a title, a cloak or a means to an end.
Why, yeth Maam, my big bootied hypergamist queen, i WILL cashapp you and pray you give me some pussy and not slam the door on my dick and say SIKE!
by Left Wing Fascist May 2, 2023
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Hypergamy

I don't see how it isn't literally implied eugenics. The idea that women select for the best genes to pass on to their offspring... Like wealth (resources)... Except until child support didn't start until 1950... So, historically, before 1950 reproducing with a wealthy person in no way guaranteed wealth would be passed on... And to tie that to evolution is ridiculous... And even kings would get cheated on... Even thought they had the most resources... Because fat cocks...
Hym "And Jesus Christ Cody, I was musing on the absurdity of hypergamy and the conclusions that can be deduced. I don't see how that isn't eugenics-lite."
by Hym Iam April 6, 2023
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hypersad

A state of perpetual sadness that will result in the person with HYPERSAD to feel as if they are a hollow shell of pain and stay up until 3am
I had HYPERSAD yesterday and couldnt fall asleep due to the fact the fact that my everlasting sadness will never escape me .
by weepings January 19, 2018
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Hypergamist King

Marries up not down, but uses women for sex & attention or to have additional children, even after marriage. Does not love or sees women as equals but as a sex toy, a badge, a title, a cloak or a means to an end.
Why yes sir, my hypergamist king, i WILL give you some PAM (pussy asshole and mouth) and hope that you WILL love me and divorce her!
by Left Wing Fascist May 2, 2023
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Meta-Hypergamy

A term used by men to expose the hypergamous nature of females' opinions. The term Meta-Hypergamy is used to describe the way females monkey branch from the most popular opinion to gain clout or attention; or even money. Meta-Hypergamy means females are hypergamous in nature and will go after the most liked or socially approved opinion; just like they go after the most handsome, successful and rich man.

The term was originally coined by a group of men fighting for men's rights to counteract female infiltrators watering down men's rights movements.
Eg of Meta-Hypergamy: She's out here acting like she would even be qualified for a job if not for the feminist movement and here she is, "Daddy's little warrior" fighting for Daddy's rights, being anti-feminist while simultaneously exploiting and infiltrating male spaces; Meta Hypergamy at it's finest.
by CorporalCorpses October 20, 2023
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hypergamy

Phenomenon where a mother takes sexual pleasure from a daughter's attraction to a suitor the mother herself approves of.

Sexual pleasure the mother takes from imagining herself as the daughter.
In hypergamy: the mother forgoes personal pleasure for vicarious sexual pleasure by allowing her daughter to procure an eligible mate.
by flightfacilities November 22, 2021
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