Haynes

To be someone who has slept with the entire boys' football team.

Person 1: "Dude look at Gabe, he's such a haynes!"

by Pej-e April 19, 2009

Haynes

Noun. A Haynes is a little boy who never grows

"Aww, it's a little Haynes if ever I saw one"

by IANDAG August 28, 2006

Marcus Garth Cristopher Haynes

It's a term used to describe a certain nigger that was associated with being gay and literally and figuratively being cancer.

"A yo Mom-Mom" said Marcus Garth Cristopher Haynes.

by xXThe Cancerous JUANXx October 1, 2017

Haynes

Haynes is the common term for most northern folk to imply homosexual feelings to one another. Often incorporated into traditional English speaking, it's used to soften the blow to parents of homophobic tendencies.

Originating from Greek mythology, Haynes was the God of the homosexuals, the Gay and lonely God.

"Dad ... Mum ... I'm a Haynes diciple"

"Do u see the haynes sat on his own"

"Did you hear that Haynes sucked off that guy at the beach, and pulled some guy off in bed?"

by Blackpool Sixth Crew October 18, 2008

Samuel Haynes

Samuel Haynes is a simp

Samuel Haynes is a simp

by MrAnengyst February 27, 2020

Gabe Haynes

Gabe Haynes is a really hot boy that belongs to Makenzie Anaya! Kenzie loves him more than anything and if u try to take him from her u will end up in hell! So back off and get someone that is as ugly as u😊

Gigi- did u see how hot Gabe Haynes is?
Emma-ya but he’s kenzies🙄
Kenzie-YA BACK OFF HOES!!

by Gabe’s girl September 2, 2019

haynesworth

to stomp on someone

to kick some one in the head

Shut the fuck up before I Haynesworth your ass!

by trfhkhj3euh3eu3uioioiogo October 4, 2006