Humpy Lumpy

Humpy Lumpy is when flour is more than just a little lumpy.

Wife was making biscuits this morning telling me that the flour was still a little lumpy but at least it was not "Humpy Lumpy"

by GreginRome July 10, 2011

humpy dance

"to do the humpy dance" means nothing more then doing it

(1) She did the humpy dance with the pool guy

(2) But at least he didnt make the humpy dance with this slut

by Guy Pawn June 11, 2006

Humpy Bumpy

The union of Mr & Mrs. Pickles. Sex, but somewhere between fucking & making love. Throughly pleasurable for both Mr Pickles & his missus.

"Pappy, humpy bumpy time?"

by mrs. pickles January 15, 2008

humpy bumpers

Sores that are often associated with the herpes virus.

I paid for a prostitute but didn't know I also bought humpy bumpers.

by MikeZack March 27, 2008

humpy dory

when your wife has sex with you to resolve tension built up after menstruation.

My wife apologized yesterday for being such a bitch this week, everything is now humpy dory.

by doubledutchwindmill February 21, 2014

humpy dumpy

Someone with a big dump truck asss. Someone who prefers a dirty bulk diet and is therefore on the larger end (almost pregnant looking). It is vital to avoid these people as they track their calories and spend 3 hours daily at the gym, whilst showing no results but keep saying 'the cut will be insane!'

Have you seen Dylan Wood recently, he's got a fat asss from all that bulking. May as well call him humpy dumpy Dylan!

by humpydumpydylan February 21, 2023

humpy day

Wednesday, regarded as the midpoint of a typical working week.
"it's hump day and perhaps the toughest day of the week for you"

humpy day is the hardest day of the week.

by Jeffsinger June 27, 2024