Humpy Humpy

Purple plush spiked and relatively hideous yet loveable pillow pet. Large eyes, strange psychological arousing effects, has the ability to shift to random places not shy from the freezer, oven warmer drawer or ceiling. Often gets fisted or sexually violated with a boomerang. The perpetrator of many questionable acts, such as couch burning, specific-flatmate-insulting, giraffe burning and attracting Fokkos to our household.

Christine: Dude, what the hell is that?
Georg: It's Humpy Humpy.
Christine: Where the hell did he come from?
*all of a sudden, Humpy Humpy is humping Tiffany's leg*
Daniel: "... WHAT DA FUCK..."
Thomas: What does the Fokko say?
Fokko: Greg threw me on the floor. I only weigh 56 kilos.
Georg: I better Skype my dad about this...

by iwanttousemyrealname November 3, 2013

Get Humpy

If you wanna hit just say” lets get humpyyyy “. DICKHEADDD

Female: ask me a question

Random north philly yb : when u gonna let my manz nas get humpy

by Yall be dick eating bril June 25, 2022

humpty dumpty

After humping a chick you dump her as fast as possible.

See "one-nighter"

"I hooked up with this chick and gave her the humpty dumpty."

by Jeff D April 19, 2003

humphreyian

a humphreyian is someone who is a #🐳-humphrey main in the omori discord server

"oh, (name) is a humphreyian!"

by mwrisa January 12, 2022

humphage

The rate at which one humps

OMG your humphage is crazy!

by The_Sibbatron July 10, 2022

humpty dump

the name of the first dump you take after someone cums in your ass

I just took the runniest humpty dump

by techstep April 22, 2006

Humpty-Diddle

A phrase used by the rest of the General Aviation community to describe Embry-Riddle Aeronautical University, in a negative and funny way. Mostly because of how ridiculously expensive it is. Others use it to indirectly express their jealousy towards it.

"You know what they teach over there at Humpty Diddle, Diddly-Squat!"

"The Humpty-Diddle School of Poverty"

by ERAUDAB September 23, 2009