A hummus queen is an LGBT+ man who strongly prefers or has a fetish for men of Middle Eastern descent. A reference to hummus being a Middle Eastern dish.
by Mayor Me September 7, 2020
Get the Hummus queenmug. Similar to flicking the bean but instead of flicking you are pulverizing the clit until orgasm and it is raw and smashed to a pulp kind of like how a garbanzo bean is smashed to make hummus.
You can tell Quanesha was making hummus earlier because the whole apartment smells like rotten pussy.
by Taste the ROE August 13, 2017
Get the Making Hummusmug. Hummus bum is a description of a female from Toronto with a massive Butt with many cellulite marks but is still pleasing to the eyes.
by Koolkid8696 September 4, 2023
Get the Hummus bummug. Dude, I don't feel fresh at all after working that long shift. I think that I have cooked up a batch of butt hummus.
by Big Daddy Steve May 14, 2008
Get the Butt Hummusmug. Using this term will scare vegans as many of them love hummus as one of the few commercially viable but delicious vegan foods in the modern worlds. Can be quite humorous. Note that "hummus" can be substituted with the name of any well-known vegan food with varying results; the best ones are things like "Egg replacer" that the person has spent a lot of time looking for.
Omnivore: "I picked up some 'vegan hummus' for you. I know you like that stuff."
Herbivore: "Thanks! You're so considerate. (to self) Shit! What the hell has been in the hummus I've been eating all these years?"
Omnivore: "(to self) Victory! (to Herbivore) Don't mention it."
Herbivore: "Thanks! You're so considerate. (to self) Shit! What the hell has been in the hummus I've been eating all these years?"
Omnivore: "(to self) Victory! (to Herbivore) Don't mention it."
by Tez, a man March 22, 2010
Get the vegan hummusmug. When one needs to hide having sex, one must bring out the “emergency hummus”. A must have for subterfuge.
Mom, “Were you and your friend having sex?”
Teen, “No mom! We were having a hummus party.” (Teen pulls out emergency hummus from closet)
Mom, “Oh wow! Hummus is amazing!” (True story of how the emergency hummus worked.)
Teen, “No mom! We were having a hummus party.” (Teen pulls out emergency hummus from closet)
Mom, “Oh wow! Hummus is amazing!” (True story of how the emergency hummus worked.)
by Madz108 March 7, 2023
Get the Emergency hummusmug. by Maxpowerballs December 22, 2017
Get the dude hummusmug.