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Making Hummus

Similar to flicking the bean but instead of flicking you are pulverizing the clit until orgasm and it is raw and smashed to a pulp kind of like how a garbanzo bean is smashed to make hummus.
You can tell Quanesha was making hummus earlier because the whole apartment smells like rotten pussy.
by Taste the ROE August 13, 2017
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Hummus Fever

(Noun) A high preference for anyone Middle eastern fully or partially (Arab, Turk, Israeli, Iranian etc.) by anyone non-middle eastern. Similar to the slang “Yellow Fever”, except Yellow Fever involves Asians. Hummus is a delicacy found in the middle east, is growing in popularity in western countries, and probably one of the first things that come to mind about the middle east (aside from terrorism) can be hummus. In the context of sexual preferences, the word “fever” is used to describe a high preference or an obsession, hence the term Hummus Fever.
Brett: Oh man, I really wann hookup with Jasmine, my coworker.
Mike: You may wanna ease down bro, you’ve been talking about her for the past couple months
Brett: You have know idea how smoking hot she is. Her dark hair, olive skin, and her voluptuous figure remind me of one of those sexy belly-dancers from Saudi Arabia.
Mike: Jesus, Brett... You really should tame your Hummus Fever.
by lukashenho_ January 3, 2018
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Hummus bum

Hummus bum is a description of a female from Toronto with a massive Butt with many cellulite marks but is still pleasing to the eyes.
Shorty over there has mad hummus bum in those leggings
by Koolkid8696 September 4, 2023
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Butt Hummus

The smegma produced by ones ass after a long day at work and multiple farts.
Dude, I don't feel fresh at all after working that long shift. I think that I have cooked up a batch of butt hummus.
by Big Daddy Steve May 14, 2008
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vegan hummus

Using this term will scare vegans as many of them love hummus as one of the few commercially viable but delicious vegan foods in the modern worlds. Can be quite humorous. Note that "hummus" can be substituted with the name of any well-known vegan food with varying results; the best ones are things like "Egg replacer" that the person has spent a lot of time looking for.
Omnivore: "I picked up some 'vegan hummus' for you. I know you like that stuff."
Herbivore: "Thanks! You're so considerate. (to self) Shit! What the hell has been in the hummus I've been eating all these years?"
Omnivore: "(to self) Victory! (to Herbivore) Don't mention it."
by Tez, a man March 22, 2010
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Emergency hummus

When one needs to hide having sex, one must bring out the “emergency hummus”. A must have for subterfuge.
Mom, “Were you and your friend having sex?”

Teen, “No mom! We were having a hummus party.” (Teen pulls out emergency hummus from closet)
Mom, “Oh wow! Hummus is amazing!” (True story of how the emergency hummus worked.)
by Madz108 March 7, 2023
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hummus girl

Person 1: im a hummus girl
Person 2: please get out of my property
by TheTrueAriCorder April 23, 2022
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