relative humidity

The sweat that rolls off of your back while banging your sister-in-law.

The relative humidity was 100% while I tapped dat ass.

by trig February 17, 2005

Skank nasty humid and hot

Term used to describe weather that is way too humid and hot for comfort, like Alabama in the middle of August.

John-"How's the weather in Alabama?"
Sharon-"It's skank nasty humid and hot."

by aumd87 August 01, 2008

go down to your humid grass

a phrase used to shun someone for liking something that you don't

usually accompanied by pushing the person being shunned

Person 1: "Man, it is so humid!"

Person 2: "I like it when it is humid."

Person 1: "DO YOU? Then go down to your humid grass!" *shove*

by J. Robinson May 11, 2009

humid

Huge Uterus Monster Impregnates Dilfs

dude that humid is crazy

by humid7316 October 12, 2021

humid

the description of a person (sometimes a characteristic) of somebody who is unbearable or annoying.

A girl in my class tends to be humid.

by notahumidperson June 01, 2022

Humid as a Hare's Ass

A nonsensical, Appalachian southern phrase. Usually uttered when humidity is 80 percent or more, commonly in Tennessee or surrounding states.

Red: Damn, it's humid as a hare's ass out here! Must be gettin' ready to rain soon!

by EdowRobertScissorsaDownSyndrom June 06, 2025

humid-tits

Single set of tits that are covered in sweat.

I have humid-tits.

by dbzarea2000 May 27, 2019