Hamster-Huffing

Hamster Huffing was invented in the town of Lurgan in the late bronze age by chieftain Ryan McNeill during a bare-bollock wrestling match with gay giant Finn McCool. Legend has it that four-and-twenty orange fighting hamsters were intestinally huffed by flame-haired McNeill before he exploded in a ball of methane gas and pubic hair. His remains are believed to have been buried in the grounds of the Junior High School from whence it is believed he shall rise again, leading a zombie army of ginger gobshites on the day of Ragnarok . Hamster-huffers are recognisable by their hoodies. persistent smell of eggy-farts and the signature cry of "Yeoooooo" uttered at the peak of their huffing ecstasy).

Hollywood movie star Richard Gere was well known for his hamster-huffing exploits

by GingerMcNeill August 31, 2012

gas huffing

Gas huffing is the act of inhaling gasoline. The desired effect is a hallucinogenic high. It is very popular among younger teenagers that don't have access to Marijuana, alcohol or can't afford these more conventional drugs.

"You dudes want to go to my dad's garage from a gas huffing session?"

by Travis Dean November 29, 2007

Butt-Huffing

The act of inhaling methane out of one's anus. This is commonly performed during foreplay, but is also a quicker, less potent alternative to the huffing of manufactured jancum.

1. My wife likes to be butt-huffed.
2. I need a quick fix. Drop your pants and let me butt-huff you.
3. That girl's really into butt-huffing. I'm gonna go eat some chili...

by grandmasterpapasmurf January 17, 2013

Creep Huffing

(v) English: The act of sniffing the creep of used or soiled women's underwear or hosiery.

Past Tense: Creep Huffed

Origin: San Francisco

Last night, I woke up and found my boyfriend creep huffing.

by Kudzu007 September 2, 2011

truffle huffing

During sex when a fat girl is on top and out of breath. Similar to the sound of a pig hunting for truffle mushrooms in the forest.

That chick was truffle huffing hard last night in bed.

by Kaveman Psychology December 5, 2018

Machine Gun Huffing

When you give the little huff of breath through your nose when something is funny but you’re in public, but multiple in quick succession.

“Look at this joke Cindy sent me.”
“Lol, that caused major machine gun huffing.”

by DumbleFumble October 20, 2020

Queef Huffing

An act in which one person, usually a teenage male, will shove their nose into the vagina of a pregnant woman, usually a milf, and sniff or huff her queefs. This is an incredibly horrifying sex act.

"Dude, isn't that so fucked up that that sicko was queef huffing with his own mom last night?"

by kingofpenisandlvl80paladin April 18, 2012