Pubstitute

Verb, meaning something you did In place of going to the pub during lockdown

Tonight my pubstitute will be to sit by the fire and drink beers in my backyard

by AussieScotty August 31, 2021

meat substitute

A realistic dildo, veins and all are included
You shouldnt be able to tell the difference between a meat substitute and the real thing.

Jim "Jenni where is your meat substitute ?"
Jenni "it's in the drawer"

by Bubza101 December 11, 2017

Chubstitute

The fat kid who comes on for the last five minutes of a match -usually because his dad sponsors the team.

With the game drawing to an end, the team sent on their chubstitute in order to satisfy his dad who was watching from the sideline (whilst eating a kebab).

by manhattan surfer January 20, 2015

homo substitute

1) A hetero-fexible male
2) A heterosexual man who drinks and becomes increasingly more gay
3) A heterosexual male who will act as a gay man (i.e. cuddle, receive sexual favors) when a fellow homosexual is not present.

"Are there going to be any homos or homo substitutes at that party, if not then I see no reason to go"

"I cuddled with a homo substitute last night. Almost as good as the real thing

by Pr3dair October 21, 2010

Substitute

Whether he gets a phone call from his girlfriend, or splinter in his finger, this social athlete calls full time far too early.

"Where is Ben tonight? It's only 10pm"...... "He's gone home to be a substitute. He'd rather be with the ball and chain".

by TheAthlete November 2, 2014

Character Substituted Words

Words that use other characters. Tend to become very annoying. Here's a list of what each letter is substituted by, usually.
A = 4 or @
B = l3
C = (
D = cl, or |)
E = 3
F = Nothing for F, but you can use ones from different types of languages. Such as ㅋ, which is from Korean alphabet(hangul)
G = 9
H = |-|
I = !, or 1
J = nothing for J
K = l<,
L = |_
M = lVl
N = lV
O = 0
P = not that i know of
Q = still nothing that i know of
R = i got nothing
S = 5
T = +, or 7
U = |_|
V = \/
W = \/\/
X = i got notin
Y = >-
Z = still notin

Guy 1: ">- 0, >- 3 5 7 3 R |) 4 >-, ! \/\/ 3 lV 7 2 7 |-| ! 5 4 \/\/ 3 5 0 |V| 3 P 4 R 7 >-"
Guy 2: "Stop typing character substituted words, damn it! I can hardly understand you!"

by Hojin :P May 9, 2010

Substitute Teacher

The act of sitting on one's non-dominant hand for 20 minutes or until it is numb, then using that hand to beat off or give someone a hand job. Similar to The Stranger, but using the non-dominant hand (i.e. left hand if you are right-handed and vice versa).

I'm a little sick, but it's nothing that a beer and
a quick substitute teacher can't fix.

by MFLB October 4, 2010