Dutch Humidor

n. Similar to the Dutch Oven, the Dutch Humidor occurs when one farts in a shower equipped with a shower door. The resulting odor, magnified by the humid shower steam and enclosed area, stays pungent for a much longer period of time, similar to that of a cigar staying fresher longer in a humidor.

Unbeknownst to Emily, the combination of the previous night's draft beer and chili created the perfect Dutch Humidor for Bill as he showered in the morning. She was nearly knocked unconscious when it was her turn to shower.

by Roman Hoss September 14, 2008

hrumpy

grumpiness due to hunger

Don't snap at me because you are hrumpy, grab a snack and we can talk after.

by therealagame May 13, 2010

Humidipee

A measure of the amount of pee infused water vapor in the air of a bathroom. Usually in combination with an elevated temperature as the result of high usage during a large arena event.

The men's bathroom must be at least 95% humidipee right now.

Let's find another bathroom, this one has too much humidipee.

by hippiefeet September 4, 2012

humititties

When sweat gathers around ones breasts.

It's so hot, i have humititties.

I can't wear grey tops in this heat. It shows the outline of my humitittes.

by OGT2017 July 5, 2017

humiliation

An extremely embarrassing feeling that occurs many times is one's life. Commonly caused by public nudity.

Ryan's humiliation certainly wasn't fun for him, but us girl loved seeing him handcuffed naked to the flagpole in front of the school (right when school got out).

by super hot Sarah May 19, 2010

humiliatrix

A humiliatrix is a person a bit like a dominatrix who sexualy humiliates their partner.

My humiliatrix spat on me today, fucking hell I loved every minute of it.

I spat on my slave today, my god that peice of shit is lucky to have an owner like me.

by Jonny93MK May 6, 2007

humidor

An airtight container for keeping tobacco or cigars moist.

My grandpa puts his tobacco in a humidor.

by Tingle Likes Rupees September 22, 2013