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street howitzer

ill take the 9 mil, u carry the street howitzer.
by utizzle January 11, 2008
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Boner Howitzer

The Boner Howitzer was originally a concept invented by two kids in Kentucky. Its origins can be traced to a combination of Jewish-based hilarity and Penis-based comedy. The two came together to form the "Boner Howitzer". Typically, this is used as an expression of something being funny.

This term has also been used to describe a post-medieval style cannon shooting what appears to be a large phallus ejaculating upon itself at extremely high speeds.
Guy 1: "BONER HOWITZER!"
Guy 2: "WTF?"
Guy 1: *chuckle chuckle*
by Bhowitzer69 April 29, 2009
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Howitzer

A female Cadet at West Point who is built like the beefiest of their male counterparts.
"You're into her??? She's a fucking howitzer.
by lordthayer May 10, 2021
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sam hewitt

a big boi that is trash at hockey and fortnite
by weyickcwocouwcwoocw February 7, 2019
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mr.howitz

The best teacher u can have and talks about real life and doesn’t hide shit from you and actually teaches you and isn’t scared to roast u.Best teacher in 8 grade respect
Mr.Howitz roasted Nick k
by lolssxs October 3, 2019
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hewitt ave

hewitt ave, the street in downtown everett with all the bars

where your mostlikely to find drunks, junkies, street kids, and prostitutes and some amout of lawyers due to a public defenders office.

with a block raiduis of 8 bars this street is fun for everyone

unless you happen to live here in one of the many apartment buildings nesseld on top of the bars or eaterys
"hey man lets go to hewitt ave to grab some beers and pizza then we can go to keroki"-person that doesnt live here

"hey man im tired of all the fucking drunks, bumbs and prositutes on my stoop on hewitt ave."- me and most of whom lives here sept the junkies im prety sure they like their crusty std infested pussies and their dirty needles
by sick and tired of hewitt June 15, 2010
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Howitzer

The common occurrence while defecating when a loud powerful fart proceeds a fast moving shit bullet that chips the bowl
He drunkenly fell off the crapper and howitzered through the stall wall where the shit shrapnel got lodged in the occupant's leg
by joshster August 12, 2007
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