head-hunted

To be scouted for a job.

I was head-hunted again last week.


Well I've certainly been earmarked for the board...

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 15, 2004

The Haunted House

If you’re on Twitter/Flop tiktok and someone tells you that you’re invited to the haunted house; run. The haunted house came from a video on @perversefamily on twitter as a trailer for their Halloween special. I haven’t watched the video but I can explain what happened based on the reactions of other people. They start drinking piss and just having really kinky and disgusting sex with eachother in an orgy and worst of all someone put an entire leg up somebody’s bussy and an organ came out and he licked it.

Jiafei: GIRL YESS!! YOURE INVITED TO THE HAUNTED HOUSE!! MAKE SURE TO BRING YOUR WHOLE FAMILY😊🥰🥰

by Some tiktokker March 11, 2022

Ghosted and haunted

When somebody completely cuts you off and stops responding to you then comes back like nothing happened.

That guy asked me out, stopped texting me completely, then just came back like nothing happened. I got ghosted and haunted.

by reluctant liar May 23, 2016

haunted

The state of cronic depression and gloom created by a cataclysmic personal event.

"I haven't seen Jay around in a really long time. What happened to him?"

"The Breakup with Jennifer broke his heart. He just sits at home alone. Man he's totally haunted"

by ~*Stellar*~ June 15, 2007

Haunted mound

A rap label with some of the greciest people that make music

Hey babe what is haunted mound?
Haughhhh

by Fakejorts September 8, 2022

Most Haunted

A TV reality show that supposedly investigates hauntings, which usually consists of 30 minutes of stories, and encounters. 15 minutes of supposed mediums talking to dead people. 5 minutes of dust. Then the final 10 minutes of the Hostess screaming.

Wow, after watching Most Haunted I just realized that's an hour I'll never get back.

by Bartlett Lanes January 2, 2008

haunted neden

A neden that is haunted in some means or another. (Vampire Bats, Killer Crabs, Poltergeists, etc)
Not to be trifled with by the unexperienced, as it can lead to possession of the wang.

Can be exorcised by a voodoo dick.

"What up you little freaky gothic bitch? You ever fucked a juggalo killa before?"
"Look, I have a haunted neden."
"SHIT! It's all in the good. I got a haunted dick piece, besides, it's raining diamonds. I ain't scurred"

by TalRave June 1, 2005