hotel mario

Hotel Mario is a game made for the ill-received CD-i game system that has been used in recent years to create "Youtube Poop," a phenomenon that uses bits and pieces from Hotel Mario and the Zelda CD-i games to comic effect.

"...And YOU gotta help us!"

"I hope she made LOTSA SPAGHETTI!"

"If you need instructions on how to get through the hotels, check out the ENCLOSED INSTRUCTION BOOK"

"Didja bring a light?"
"No..."

"It's hard to see through the clouds! I hope we can get ridda them. Get the hint?"

"It's been one'a those days..."

--From HOTEL MARIO

hotel mario by That one dude... May 30, 2008

Hotel Lobby 

A euphimism for "mind your own business". Mainly used by bros who can't speak on something their friend did without breaking the bro code. Originated from people on vacation who saw others (mainly those on business trips) in the hotel lobby engaging in behaviour that they most likely would not want anyone knowing about (particularly their spouses/families).

Example 1:
Guy 1: Yo that chick in the dress is snuffling a lot, and is getting way too feely with that guy who's clearly a male escort. She hasn't even taken off her wedding ring yet.
Girl 1: Ay man, hotel lobby. I'd hate to be her husband though.

Example 2:

Bro 1: Man that frat party last night was wild, we gotta do that next weekend!
Bro 2: Is it true that Bro 3 had a threeway? His girlfriend wouldn't stop texting him asking him where he was and all she got was an 8 ball pool!
Bro 1: If you wanna know, you gotta ask him yourself man. Hotel Lobby.

Hotel Lobby by TrapstarK September 6, 2021

Hotel Matress 

A fragrance created by Lady Gaga that smells like semen and blood.

Seth Myers(1):Excuse Me, but by any chance are you wearing Hotel Matress?

Seth Myers(2):No I'm not.

Seth Myers(1): So It's Just Semen and Blood?

Hotel Matress by Alman42 February 25, 2011

Hotel California

1.Such a lovely place.
2. Such a lovely face.

Living it up at the Hotel California......

Hotel California by Jesus Himself April 23, 2005

Hotel 5150

Slang term for the nuthouse.

No doubt I will be checking in to the Hotel 5150 very shortly to spend a restful 72 hours away from it all.

Hotel 5150 by Dr Bunnygirl April 4, 2019

hotel cold 

A temperature similar to that of when you are staying in a hotel/motel and use the wall-mounted air conditioner to an unnecessary extent simply because it is "free," to the point where, even with several sheets and heavy blankets, you find it practically impossible to get a decent night's sleep.

Damn, I slept like sh*t last night. This hotel room is cold. I guess you could call it....hotel cold. Hmm.

hotel cold by tim_triple_j October 16, 2010

Hotel Expressionism 

Far different from vandalism (such as throwing a television out of the window by its cord), but serious irrepairable structural damage to a Hotel Room. Generally associated with personal injury, destruction of personal property and/or inebriation. Essentially, general mayhem.

"Sorry about the bill for that Hotel Expressionism last night, but I'm an artist you know."

or

"Nice use of the minibar last night in your Hotel Expressionism exhibit"

Hotel Expressionism by Matt Yee April 30, 2006