hotpocket pussy

Pussy that smells and looks good but is burning people (stds)

That bitch got that hotpocket pussy

by Bamaboy February 3, 2014

carolina-hotpocket

the indescribable act of shitting in a friends shoe and leaving it out for him/her to put on!! as a joke...

" say i might just pull off a good old fashioned carolina-hotpocket

by sk8-n-pr@nk June 22, 2011

Sloppy Hotpocket

A sexual act wherein one party inserts a frozen hot pocket into their anus, and let's it warm to body temperature. A second party penetrates the anus of the first party until the hot pocket has been scrambled, and climaxes. The second party then consumes the remains of the act directly out of the first party's anus, then proceeds to chew, swallow, and/or spit it into the first party's mouth.

I once had a boyfriend who wanted me to give him a sloppy hotpocket. Now we've been married for seven years.

by Rockerton June 20, 2018

Jamaica Hotpocket

One male poops. The consenting parties take the poop, season it and fry it. The other man eats it, poops it out. Rinse and repeat the process.

The boys were feeling bored and hungry last night so they decided to make a Jamaica Hotpocket

by Toshori Katu January 19, 2021

mexican hotpocket

When a male takes a shit in a females vagina and then has sex with her.

"So i ate Taco Bell the other night and went home to have sex with my girlfriend. While we were having sex i had to take a dump so bad i gave her a mexican hotpocket.

by A. Regar June 26, 2008

alabama hotpocket

shitting in a girls pussy and using it as lube

Yea me and jessica got it on with an Alabama hotpocket.

by dildo machine June 21, 2006

Cincinati Hotpocket

when you take a major shit in a pillowcase at a hotel and leave it as a surprise for further guests. Or when you take a major shit in a pillow case and beat the hell out of random people walking down the street.

chase makes a Cincinati Hotpocket and beats the hell out of noah with it.

by theCODfather12345679098654321 November 29, 2010