When a guy can't get his dick hard, he sets one ass cheek on the couch and one cheek off, and has a women/man blow warm air in his asshole, to make his dick rise.
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Warren was with such a fucking beast that she had to give him a Rusty Hot Air Balloon to make his dick hard.
Warren was with such a fucking beast that she had to give him a Rusty Hot Air Balloon to make his dick hard.
by Warren G-unit January 21, 2013
The act in which a man gently glides his warm ballbag up a woman's body from her feet to her head and then gently lands them in her mouth.
by El Duderino 23 October 20, 2011
(n) The act of, upon going ass to mouth, unknowingly receiving an enormous shart(a homogeneous fart-shit hybrid) into one's mouth with such power that it forcibly expands the lungs, filling them with a foul, toxic, and intensely unpleasant concoction. This leaves the victim gasping for fresh air while simultaneously expelling the hot shart from their mouth onto the ass of the shart donor, making them look as though they do not know how to properly wipe their own ass.
Jimmy gave me such a bad Cleveland Hot Air Balloon the other day that I ralphed it back into his asshole and called the police.
by UpperdeckerLeaver April 15, 2009
by carly January 26, 2004
When you and a female are naked, she is on top and giving you a back massage and her pussy is directly above your ass and then you fart
by Ice bagged November 09, 2019
When member of the preferred sex provides a hand job to the point of orgasm, and the male receiving the deed cums and farts simultaneously, this is known as a Chinese Hot Air Balloon
Dude, I had some panda express, and then hooked up with lo wang, she made me have a Chinese hot air balloon!
by Chinese hot air balloon lover February 19, 2023
Frankie was chewing a piece of Big Red when he went down on his girl, so he decided to give her a Denver Hot Air Balloon.
by SilkyJohnson45 December 11, 2009