Horseshit

Whenever something doesn't go your way or when something is totally untrue and you feel the need to verbalize it.

" Man that teacher totally accused me of cheating on my Astronomy quiz, that's fucking horseshit."

" What do you mean you don't have the money you owe me? you know what that's horseshit, go fuck yourself"

by Tecky September 2, 2005

Human Horseshoes

A sexual act where the male partner lays on his back on the ground, then the woman tries to run, jump and land on the man's erect penis.

The girl last night was nuts, she wanted to play Human Horseshoes!

by Miss Mantis October 11, 2011

Horsekow

best youtuber and albert einsteisn imaginary son. best osu player known to man

man 1: man tyler is such a horsekow
man 2: your mom is a horsekow

by LaYuen November 17, 2021

bull fucking horseshit

an exclamation claiming disbelief

similar to bullshit, but with far more emphasis and humor

john: hey steve! I finally got laid by emily!

steve: BULL FUCKING HORSESHIT! I went out for her with two months and we never fucked!

by usualsuspectgigity November 29, 2011

Horseshoe vortex

The horseshoe vortex system is a simple vortex model for an aircraft or lifting body which fits a box-shaped vortex system out from the wing. This is made up of the wing vortex, trailing vortices (see trailing vortex) and starting vortex. The latter is a vortex formed due to changes in the vorticity of the wing vortex, i.e due to changes in airspeed.

I can't honestly think of a good example for you. Sorry

by victorhadin December 7, 2003

Horseshoe retardation

When you're so retarded it becomes based

Person 1: ''If it was WWII right now, and the US would be fighting against Nazi Germany and Imperial Japan, you would support the latter two?''
Twitter user: ''Since I oppose the US, yes.''
Person 2: ''Wow, you have horseshoe retardation,''

by Resterez May 29, 2021

ice the horseshoe

When you poop on the horseshoe shaped rim of a public toilet.

There's a greasy log on the toilet rim in the McDonald's bathroom...did you ice the horseshoe?

by EM Riggles February 27, 2009