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Horny Toad

Ozican rhyming slang for 'road.'
Give us a stubby for the horny toad, mate?
by Croc Cowboy September 17, 2019
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Horny Toad

Term usually used in the souther region, said with a lot of souther drawl.

Used when talking about someone (typically ugly) who is extremely sexual/horny towards you or another, when nothing has been done to initiate the mood.
Oh my god, Jerry is being such a Horny Toad today”

“Bro just block him already, you’ve literally talked to him twice.”
by CamelThomper November 6, 2021
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horny taco

Josh is a horny taco because he was bein a ass dat day throwin shit at me. Derogatory term of randomness.
shut the hell up you horny taco im tryin to copy da homework.
by anthonypoop February 7, 2008
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Horny teen

Basically another word for retard. Everyone on the Internet is a fucking horny teen and I fucking hate it!
If you're a horny teen reading this, please get some help and stay off the Internet. If you're horny just keep it to yourself, it's that simple. No one (besides other horny teens) wants to hear how horny you are so PLEASE, PLEASE KEEP IT TO YOURSELF!
by I eat poop 69 May 14, 2022
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Horny Tomato

when a girl pisses on your face and then has her period on your face so it sticks
that dude just got a horny tomato from his girlfreind!

Nasty!
by poonchasers June 17, 2008
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Horny-Torny Sussy-Gussy

When a woman gets all holes in her body penetrated by multiple rodents and two black men. The men then proceed to fuck the rats until they are mush. All the rats are then shoved up the woman’s vagina
My mom got that Horny-Torny Sussy-Gussy and now she’s a dirty Jew. I hate Jews. And the blacks.
by Sex with little kids January 20, 2023
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Horny Teller

Like a story teller. They tell a sex story that makes you horny. The story bellow is told by an 18 year old horny teller.
I was in the middle of writing class. Suddenly my pencil felt hard. I then looked at the teacher. She looked back at me. Then she walked over and slowly stripped down every piece of paper she had on her. She then slid down my pants and started blowing on my pencil. She rubbed her giant Double D breasts against my pencil to sharpen it. Then my pencil bursted with led into her mouth. I then grabbed her giant Ass and pulled her onto my lap. I put the pencil into her vagina and thrusted in in an ad out so I could get it real sharp. She moaned. I could tell she wanted more. I thrusted harder and harder . I could hear it throbing. My pencil burtsed with led once more but I didn't pull it out. I kept thrusting it harder and faster. After bursting about 10 times I pulled out. I turned her around and shoved her onto the desk. I humpped her hard and fast. Then I entered my pencil into her hole and thrusted. I bursted again. Then my science teacher came in and stripped off her lab coat. I then stuck My hand into her warm Pussy and rubbed her deep and hard. I grinded her from the back as she moaned. I rubbed her oversized breasts with on hand and kept rubbing her pussy with the other. I then bursted.

Later he ran into his school and fucked every girl.
The story of an 18 year old student horny teller
by StoriesOfSex October 26, 2017
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