Schrodinger's horniness

When someone acts horny towards another person but, depending on how the other person reacts, they will either change what they mean to make it seem not horny or continue being horny

P-1 "I'm so tired man"
P-2 "you should sleep with me then😏"
P-1 "uh"
P-2 " I mean like a sleepover, nothing dirty"
P-3 " I think you have Schrodinger's horniness "

by noodlezzzz43 August 11, 2022

hornier than a two-dicked billy goat

horny

by tracy September 6, 2003

hoanized bonedog

A very dirty or skanky woman

Your mom is a hoanized bonedog

by Theary Monh June 18, 2006

The Hornies

1. When you get a surge of horniness, that's it, you're just horny.
2. A series of horny episodes.

Gabriel has the hornies after talking to a girl.

by Escapebar September 29, 2019

Holiday Horniness

Feeling lonely during the holidays due to the increase of couple's PDA, engagements, etc.

Girls are more likely to catch this and will usually be heard complaining to other females about how they "need a man".
It does not mean being turned on by the holidays, that's just strange.

Person 1: "Stacey will not stop talking about how it sucks to be single during the holidays. If she says 'I need a man' one more time..."
Person 2: "Chill out, she's just got a case of Holiday Horniness."

by mkhami December 17, 2010

horniest

To be the most horny out of everyone.

erik is the most horniest kid have ever seen.

by erik hoooters June 9, 2005

Summertime Hornies

When you get so horny in the summer you end up texting your ex or doing stuff with a girl you normally would never do stuff with

Elijah: abel did you text ysa again

Abel: yeah -_-
Elijah: Summertime Hornies got you again abel smh

by FriendZoneMan September 2, 2020