The Jack Horner

This is when you finish inside someone and then you plug up the cream pie with your thumb.

“Wow Billy, you totally did The Jack Horner on me!”

by AndrooTheNerd May 3, 2023

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harry horner

Some one that is standing at least one metre away and is not apart of a conversation and yet they still add information

Bob"wow that movie last night was so funny."
person on otherside of the room"ya hey it how was that middle part."
Bob"dont be a harry horner."

by gromat April 16, 2014

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Like gathering up horners

Something which is highly unlikely to succeed.

Comes from Country slang, horners being a field full of adult bulls (they will not do what you want).

Winning the lottery jackpot, it's like gathering up horners.

by Goldk911 March 9, 2019

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When you talk a big game on the golf course but end up doing the Texas Hook’em horns and sticking one in the stink and one tickling your taint all the way back to your car to try and get your mojo back at an old age. All of this while your daughter watches in disgust.

Ema decided to get out of the cart after Chris couldn’t hit a drive 50 yards and Hornered himself.

by Rocketboy August 4, 2023

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Karen Horner

What Mercedes F1 team fanboys call Christian Horner (Red Bull F1 team principal) usually right after Mercedes keep up with their history of being the only team to get into a race and complaining the race is too fast, what not surprising can be considered the pinnacle of Karen attitude in motorsport.

Boohoo boohoo, Red Bull had a 1.82 sec pitstop, make it illegal now FIA!!! Hehe here comes the Karen Horner

by J B10 March 13, 2022

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