The Jack Horner

This is when you finish inside someone and then you plug up the cream pie with your thumb.

“Wow Billy, you totally did The Jack Horner on me!”

by AndrooTheNerd May 3, 2023

Like gathering up horners

Something which is highly unlikely to succeed.

Comes from Country slang, horners being a field full of adult bulls (they will not do what you want).

Winning the lottery jackpot, it's like gathering up horners.

by Goldk911 March 9, 2019

horner child

A child by a horner man

You ain't see Billy? Yeah that's Marcia Horner child

by Alibofus134 December 30, 2018

Karen Horner

What Mercedes F1 team fanboys call Christian Horner (Red Bull F1 team principal) usually right after Mercedes keep up with their history of being the only team to get into a race and complaining the race is too fast, what not surprising can be considered the pinnacle of Karen attitude in motorsport.

Boohoo boohoo, Red Bull had a 1.82 sec pitstop, make it illegal now FIA!!! Hehe here comes the Karen Horner

by J B10 March 13, 2022

Ethan Horner

An absolute unit/beast who gets any chick he wants. He is feared by men and loved by women.

Did you see that stud over there? He's got 4 girlfriends.
Yeah, he's a total Ethan Horner.

by TruthSpeaker78 November 3, 2024

Pulling a Brock Horner

Completely losing your mind while captaining a vessel because of a perceived slight or insult and boarding vessel of the victim without permission.

I pulled too close to a guy fishing a wreck and slammed the throttle while he was pulling a Brock Horner.

by anonymous April 3, 2025

Hornered

When you talk a big game on the golf course but end up doing the Texas Hook’em horns and sticking one in the stink and one tickling your taint all the way back to your car to try and get your mojo back at an old age. All of this while your daughter watches in disgust.

Ema decided to get out of the cart after Chris couldn’t hit a drive 50 yards and Hornered himself.

by Rocketboy August 4, 2023