by jpbruh12 December 9, 2019
Get the Horndog mug.When one says something depressing that brings the whole crowd down. Usually, a crowd is laughing and having fun, then the individual makes a sad or self depreciating comment that leaves everyone speechless or nervously laughing, while keeping a straight face.
"Man, that was a hilarious joke!"
"Almost as hilarious as my pending divorce."
*frozen smiles and awkward chuckles
"Dude, you just Van Horned us so hard."
"Almost as hilarious as my pending divorce."
*frozen smiles and awkward chuckles
"Dude, you just Van Horned us so hard."
by TheMightyThor47 July 21, 2017
Get the Van Horned mug.A state of being in which someone is absolutely bricked up but it is ferocious and timid. It’s so solid to the point of zero control and it cannot be adjusted to hide it. It just be and there is only one thing you can say when everyone in your family and workplace and public place sees it.
Trish: oh…my….fucking…fucks…….what the actual hell my dude!
Terry towels jr.: I’m mighty horned
Trish (and everyone else present in unison): Ohhhh word! He is simply mighty horned and there’s nothing that can be done!
Bobby slacks: ITS MARCH MADNESS!! Zooooooops and slooooops ñëyuoirnes!
Terry towels jr.: I’m mighty horned
Trish (and everyone else present in unison): Ohhhh word! He is simply mighty horned and there’s nothing that can be done!
Bobby slacks: ITS MARCH MADNESS!! Zooooooops and slooooops ñëyuoirnes!
by Bro Jake March 22, 2023
Get the mighty horned mug.not to be confused with corndog, a horndog is someone who desperately would like you in his/her pants. (yes, us girls can be horndogs too) horndogs tend to forget their natural surroundings because they are so horny they'll do anything to get inside you. The horndog is a mighty creature that will stop at nothing to fuck you, i gues is really what i'm really tryig to say. Now go out there and find yourself some condoms you naughty children !
by xorescuemexo May 28, 2006
Get the horndog mug.Someone who is almost always horny and is able to crack sexual jokes or hint about sexual activity at almost any time of the day
by babycakes(: March 3, 2008
Get the Horndog mug.1. Gary was jerking off in the men's washroom again. What a horndog, eh?
2. Get this flippin' horndog off my leg!!
2. Get this flippin' horndog off my leg!!
by ze_kimster January 15, 2005
Get the horndog mug.noun.
one who will describe themself as such:
i love cuddles and sweet nothings and falling asleep in someone's arms....but somewhere in there will be sexual somethings and the sleep will probably be from exhaustion.
one who will describe themself as such:
i love cuddles and sweet nothings and falling asleep in someone's arms....but somewhere in there will be sexual somethings and the sleep will probably be from exhaustion.
I love being wrapped in a lover's arms in post-coital glow, slowly tracing each other's face and bodies with soft fingertips.
But we'd be limited to that small action because it'd be the only strength able to be mustered after one hell of a sex session.
What can I say? we're romantic horndogs. we do this every night ;)
But we'd be limited to that small action because it'd be the only strength able to be mustered after one hell of a sex session.
What can I say? we're romantic horndogs. we do this every night ;)
by prin May 20, 2007
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