hopster

Knows more about obscure craft beer than you. Brews his own beer, no doubt. Ridicules your choice in beer. Only drinks IPAs. Domestic beers used for cooking only. AKA a "Beer Hipster"

I ordered a Great Lakes Christmas Ale last night at the bar and you should have seen the look that bartender hopster gave me. He then proceeded to rattle off his favorite beers and why they're superior to my favorite beer.

by parker45 December 5, 2010

Hopsten

1. a little village in Germany somewhere between Münster, Osnabrück and Rheine

2. a word to describe how drunk you are

3. a common saying used if someone likes something

1. ″Timothy, what happened to you after we left the bar last night? I went to the police station to look for you!″ - ″Please don‘t ask, JD! I was so Hopsten!″

2. ″The weekend in Berlin was awesome. It was simply Hopsten!″

by Bamboocha Style April 19, 2011

hoesome

a wholesome hoe

Samantha is done hoein’, now she’s settled down and hoesome.

by Literalthot March 2, 2018

Hobson

One of the hardest lads you will meet, he has guys on the inside who always have his back, Hobson is the hit of the town and everyone scared of him

Guy one: I saw Hobson and his boys the other day, pretty scary looking dude

by theHardlad June 27, 2017

Hoppo Boppo

H O P P O B O P P O

"Hoppo Boppo?" "H O P P O B O P P O"

by YesTheCap June 12, 2018

Hopoate Hitchhiker

When a man receives an unsolicited anal probing from another man's thumb on the sporting field. Named after John Hopoate, an Australian NRL player.

Damn, we would have won if our captain hadn't been sent off for giving their defence a Hopoate Hitchhiker.

by toosoon July 12, 2009

This isn't fuckin' Tommy Hopscotch anymore

a reference to an act or attitude deemed to be of low or amateur quality, when in fact a higher caliber action is required.

A reference to an inept character Tommy "Hopscotch" Hopkins from the 1996 crime thriller "Kounterfeit".

After losing three straight games, Brad was upset and addressed the team during practice telling them, "This isn't fuckin' Tommy Hopscotch anymore guys."

by Jimbeau McLoverton March 30, 2011