i dont give a hoot

not give two shits,
used in the song "pork and beans"

i'll go ahead and waste my time
i dont give a hoot about what you think!

by Douche McFagen January 14, 2009

hoot ride

Any ride in the local area in which smoking marijuana is the primary objective.

Hey man, let's go for a quick hoot ride.

by Philly B November 20, 2007

hoot nig

Hoot nig is someone who plays too much mario brothers on the television set.

"What r u hoot nigs up to?". "Awe jus playin some mario brothers before going to the beach."

by hootneegs July 25, 2009

thai hoot

a bong hit or marijuana with tobacco packed in the bottom of the bowl.

"I ripped through like 6 fat Thai hoots the other day and passed the fuck out."
"Can you pack me some Thai?"
poppers bong hoots weed

by a 420 June 27, 2016

hoot

A good time.

We had a hoot at the Monster Truck Rally.

by Peacedog January 29, 2004

maul hoot

A bong tokes in which the bowl is packed with a mixture of tobacco and weet. Known to be much more dominating than straight green. See rocker and moiler.

"Maul hoots fo' life"

by Niggadicks June 9, 2009

hoot

A very funny person.

That guy is such a hoot!

by elimpet July 14, 2006