Hanate wakuso shiseo tadashite teriyaki suzuki honda civic

by Hanate0218 November 6, 2018

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Shoulda bought a Honda

When Pentecostals can’t speak in tongues, but want the other church folks to think they’ve been baptized by the Holy Spirit.

Pentecostal 1: You know, if you can’t speak in tongues, you’re really a second-class Christian.
Pentecostal 2: *eyes closed, hands raised, as they fall backwards to the floor* Shoulda bought a Honda!

by Boomshakalacca August 17, 2022

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buy me honda, I love you no shit

Type of marriage proposal used by Filipina women to western men. Implies endless sex and balut in exchange for a house in Manila Mesa, CA and financial support to everyone in her extended family for as long as you shall live.

Patron: Get a San Miguel please.

Bargirl: Oh hot daddio, buy me honda, I love you no shit!

Patron: Just beer, thanks.

by wheaty June 20, 2005

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shoulda bought a honda

When somebody makes a stupid decision that they thought was right, but wasn’t their sarcastic friend tells them ‘shoulda bought a honda’ as something to say when they made the wrong decision

Man: I just bought this new car, but on the second day I had it, it broke down. Maybe I should have just listened to you!

Friend: I know! Shoulda bought a Honda! That’s whatcha get!

Man: Nah Honda’s aren’t my type of car— maybe a Chevy Impala would work out this time!

by SlangKing3200 November 30, 2017