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Homosectional

The types of cheap couches and living-room furniture that gay guys decorate with that are inconsistent with the stereotypical perception that gays are great decorators.
I thought that when we went to Jim and Kevin's new place we would see fabulous stuff. But their joint was crammed with Homosectionals.
by Paul August 23, 2004
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homolectual

someone having their own head up their ass
You homolectuals could fuck up a free lunch.
by Anonymous October 28, 2003
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homosectional

an apartment sized couch that has all of the appeal of a regular sofa sectional while not lowering oneself to Ikea quality; a homosectional is to a sofasectional what a H2 is to a Hummer
I had the leather sofasectional delivered but it only fit if I openned the patio door to my balcony, so I had to return it and get a homosectional
by niclo-jo August 3, 2011
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homoretarded

Homoretarded-verb: Is the act of doing something in a (homosexual) and (retarded) manner.

Homoretard-noun: One who has been accused of doing something Homoretarded.
Greg: Did you see that homoretard last night?
Fred: The one that winked at you then accidentally tripped himself over?
Greg: Yea that was so homoretarded.
by rusty jenkins July 3, 2007
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homoretardus

An adult who is unable to sever the umbilical cord.
Only a homoretardi (pl. or homoretardus) would still be on his mom's cellphone plan at 22.

Chris is such a homoretardus, he's visiting home again this weekend instead of visiting his girlfriend.

Is that homoretardus still living with his mom?
by blame john July 24, 2008
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Homoerectsicle

is a man sized dick, most likely a gay man who is in the closet and yet gets a shit lowed of erect moments with friends of the same sex. This is a kind of psychosis that allows a homo to be erect for extended periods of time.

Often a rape/bondage male. This homosexual will often join in gay bashing and homo bath houses and eating out of ass holes. (Digging for chocolate.) This kind of person will often force ones self on another of the same sex.

This word is a mixture of homosexual, an erect penis and a Popsicle.... this compliment, is used widely in the new England location were gay marriage is allowed. and homo's run free…
a wimpy dude with an oversized ego with low self esteem that is a closeted gay, and is into bondage and being the bitch. This Homoerectsicle often compensate for short comings and is often nicknamed “pinky” because of it.

often times this kind of person will go for a positoon of power like Gorge W. bush and maybe an RA in a dorm. If it is in college you will often find these "Homoerectsicle" as the wellness dorms RA, were they get to molests the children in the wellness dorm. Often feeling up little boys, and enjoying doing odd stuff with odd people and odd Nurf guns in odd places.
by the Padenator September 28, 2010
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homoerectus

Homoerectus: when individual of the homosexual nature sees another attractive individual of thee same homosexual identity nd becomes erect
Hes had a major homoerectus for ya for awhile now
by transmasculinehomo December 2, 2015
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