Reclusive homosexuality 

A sexual orientation that develops in heterosexual individuals as a symptom of being so incredibly down bad that even traps appear to be worthy sexual partners.

First coined in 2022 on twitter.

Person 1: I'd hit that.
Person 2: BRO! That's a trap!
Person 1: Yeah, but I am so down bad that I am low key ok with that.
Person 2: Dude! That's reclusive homosexuality.

Reclusive homosexuality by AnonymousDegenerate728 November 6, 2022

Homosexual 

Me.

I am homosexual

Homosexual by Pussbag McGee November 24, 2020

Your mother is a homosexual 

Your mother is a homosexual is a phrase posh people use instead of ur mom gay!

Prince John Fakename the Third: Your mother is a homosexual
Butler Bill: No U!

Your mother is a homosexual by r.dick.handler April 17, 2018

Hobosexual 

Someone who enters relationship so they are no longer homeless.

Yo boy Dee Lover is baddest hobosexual ever met girl and the same night he moved in her apartment.

Hobosexual by Klover324 July 24, 2019

holosexual 

A sexuality that hasn't been acknowledged by the general public

have you seen simplynailogical's new video? cause I think I'm a holosexual.

holosexual by D@rth V@d3r November 20, 2016

closet homosexual 

Ryan Seacrest.

Ryan simply won't admit he's a closet homosexual.

closet homosexual by Afsjdkdjslkfdjlgjfldk October 17, 2008

Homosexual 

A person who is attracted only to members of the same sex.

Homosexual by Alyson April 21, 2003