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homework

Work assigned daily from teachers. You work hard all night getting the work from that day done, and get even more the next day. Gets progressivly worse as you get older.
In kindergarten our homework was to jumprope 50 times. We had that assignment twice, and no other homework. Now we have at least two or three essays a week along with a whole crapload of other assignments from the rest of our classes. And most of the teachers suck at teaching.
by Leah was here July 16, 2008
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Homework: (Noun) a punishment given to students by evil teachers after the students have already put in 7 hours of hard labor. (See evil, torture, wrong, cruel, unjust, satan, crap)
my satan teacher gave me crap
by jake January 18, 2005
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homework pass

A pass that students would kill for just so that they don't have to do homework for one fucking night. Its that valuable.
Mike: I got a homework pass for English.
Tim: You should keep that for a book report.
Mike: Fuck you, I'm using it tonight.
"Three days later, Mike has to do a book report on The Odyssey."
Mike: DAMN IT! I wished I KEPT IT!
by Senor Clean August 16, 2008
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homeopal

A homeopathic friend, that is, the smaller the dose, the better they are.
Ben: Oh no, here comes Steve!
Sally: I thought he was your friend?
Ben: Oh no, just a homeopal.

Sally: Better in small doses?
Ben: Spot on. Quick, let's jump down this manhole.
by drlukeyboy August 11, 2009
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homework vampire

Only being able to focus on studying and homework when it is dark outside.
Yeah, I'd be working on that physics homework that's due at 7, but I'm a homework vampire.
by mindgames February 16, 2010
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homework

an unreasonable torturous device that teachers who dont like their students use to bring them pain and cause them to lose sleep
I was up all night doing that homework... UGH!
by maelstr0m_X1 December 22, 2004
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Homemaker

A Person, usually a woman, who cares for her own home and family by cleaning, cooking nutritious meals, doing laundry, running errands, caring for pets, working with a budget, organizing, etc. She is her own boss and enjoys the freedom of creating her own schedule. She does not have time to be lazy.
She realizes the value of her unpaid job as a homemaker because it brings stability to the family and less stress for all.
by think free November 9, 2015
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