grande el hombre

a stupid fag that thinks he is the best at counter-strike but really likes to suck dick all night

Grande el Hombre sucks at Counter-Strike and likes to suck his brothers cock.

by st3f4n August 19, 2003

zapatos hombre

shoes man!!!

get off my zapatos hombre

by Mini Cho Brian L November 19, 2009

Leche De Hombre

Milk from a mans breast in a glass with ice

Ted: do you want some Leche De Hombre

Nick: thanks I love mans milk

by i love ashley b August 13, 2015

El hombre hablo

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2:

Person 10: El hombre hablo

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 30, 2025

Hombre, homUbre, hombrE

Hombre, homUbre, hombrE

Hombre, homUbre, hombrE

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 26, 2025

Soft Hombre

n. A penis that looks hard enough for sexual penetration, but upon attempt to do so, turns out not to be

n. An attempt to insert a penis into a vagina gone afoul.

"I thought I could get harder by putting it in, but my 'soft hombre' just smushed against her hips like a marshmallow.

by MISTAjOSH July 8, 2017

Byron sneaky hombre

When you go to Byron Bay and have an amazing time, but on the way to the airport you get screwed. I.e. sex was great until just before you cum and she gives you a shit moustache

Mate, I had a ball on the trip but got the Byron Sneaky Hombre in the way to the airport

by Shep daddy May 17, 2021