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holocaust

An event that once referred to the mass murder of millions of innocent people simply because they were Jews, Poles, Slavs, Russians, homosexuals, etc, but soon will be referred to the mass extermination of neo-Nazi punks and white supremacist assholes. Neo-Nazis and white supremacist motherfuckers are the stupidest and lowest forms of life on Earth. People like those who wrote 9 and 10 have no place among civilized human beings.
Teacher: Today class we are going to learn about the Holocaust.
Student: My daddy said the Holocaust was a bad thing because the Nazis killed lots of Jews for no reason.
Teacher: That's right, but the Holocaust I'm referring to actually cleansed the planet of neo-Nazi and white supremacist filth. So now it is a good thing.
Student: oh. cool. How did we kill them all?
Teacher: We rounded them up, stuffed them onto trains and kept them there for weeks without food or water and some died and some had to eat each other's shit and drink each other's piss to stay alive. Those that lived were put into camps and then gassed in huge chambers before being cremated and sent to hell where they belong.
Student: COOL!!!!
by ihatenazisandwhitesupremacists October 15, 2006
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Word with Greek origin, literally meaning "burning sacrifice".
Person 1: Hey, do you want to do another holocaust?
Person 2: Sure, I love God!
by someguywithasword May 21, 2018
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A time when having a gas barbecue meant something completely different.
Adolf meant something else when he said he passed gas. Enter Holocaust
by OffensiveHumour.exe April 23, 2019
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This was the final peace of Hitler’s art before he died. When he was rejected to art school, he killed a bunch of Jews and make s beautiful canvas of art
Yo today is when Hitler painted the Holocaust!
Sick
by Harrison J Reed December 11, 2019
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Holocaust

the mass killing of 6 million jews during a 3/4 years span while Germany was at war with literally the entire world and was low on resources. But if you express doubt about it you will be taken to prison
Smart person: i definitely think it happened... but... 6 million ? yeah... And also, read the Rudolf Report
Dumb person: bro you are so racist and anti semitic and big bad nazi i hate you you will go to prison for expressing ideas
Other dumb person: Bro it didn't even happen bro. Bro Hitler good bro i love Hitler he wouldn't even do something bad bro believe me the Holocaust is a lie in its entirety bro believe me
by JowJow__ March 7, 2020
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The term is used when one tries to justify ongoing genocide and is associated with propaganda of jewish interests.
It is holocaust to deny ethnic cleansing.
"I think he/she is using holocaust card, because he/she has no factual argument about it"
by mekhri January 30, 2024
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a fictional event used by jews to siphon money from the goy
P1: "the holocaust was the greatest tragedy ever
P2: "shit didnt happen its kike bullshit"
by your local rapist January 2, 2024
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