Hikesting

Texting while hiking.

Stuart ran into a tree while hikesting on the Bartram Trail the other day. All he was typing was "Where are you?" when it happened.

by Scuddog January 4, 2012

flock of hoes

four or more hoes grouped together. Doing hoe activities.

"Man if your coming to this party, you have to bring a flock of hoes."

by Chris James Johnson May 14, 2008

scoping out the hoes

When you're checking out the females. Specifically, to go out of your own way to check out a girl.

EX 1:
Guy: Hold up I can't tell if she's hot yet.
Guy2: aight that's cool
Guy3: scoping out the hoes?
Guy1+2: YEA YUH
Guy1: oo yea, I would.

by Nadsafs March 14, 2009

bros before hoes

The unwritten law that your bros (male friends) should always become before hoes (female with whom you are/hoping to have a relationship with). Most used as a trump card by your bros when they feel you are becoming whipped or that your hoe is a slut and a bitch.

Jack: Scott, its poker night, remember to pick up the beer.

Scott: Sorry I can't, Erica wants me to go shopping with her. She said we might go back to her house after we got done though, I'm hoping I will get in the box.

Jack: WTF, bros before hoes, I will see you at 8.

Scott: Good call, see you at 8.

by NHRC September 13, 2004

Hoestility

Hoestility, when one or more hoes are being hostile.

hoe: BITCH WHO THE FUCK YOU THINK YOU TALKIN' TO?
normal person: damn, whats with all the hoestility?

by karlieisdead May 5, 2009

Hoes pipe

When you're mid sentence talking to a mate and your about to call them a hoe but you realise a parent or teacher is next to you so you drag out the word to make "hose pipe"

Person 1: I was at the club last night mate

Person 2: you're such a ho..hoes pipe

by chickendippersinmeass July 22, 2016

mah hoessss

calling a group of people an ancient and versatile agricultural and horticultural hand tool

Me: How are you mah hoessss
mah hoessss: were good i just finished harvesting crops

by mah hoessss February 24, 2018