hoeing season

Summer, a time when it's socially acceptable to be a hoe. If a guy tries to start a relationship durring this time they will most likely be turned down.

He's trying to date me, not gonna happen it's hoeing season.

by Yeahhhbitchesss June 30, 2017

hulk hogan snow shower

When a slut is on her knees surrounded by a circle of muscular men (or former pro wrestlers) who jerk off and blow their loads all over her like it's snowing.

Christen waited for the WWE to come to town, then she snuck backstage for a "hulk hogan snow shower".

by gigantordingdong June 27, 2014

Hoint

1. To lose face.

2. Bad or atrocious.

(after falling in mud)
Hoint!

by Argument Weigher April 8, 2011

hoeing and blowing

Engaging in sexual activities with multiple tings, mainly including the term blowing (blowjobs). The term is frequently used by male participants of the sexual act itself.

Guy: “Hey gyal, you been hoeing and blowing lately babe?”
Girl: “Of course babes, around back of asda at 2?”

Guy: “snm”

by mouthvacuum9000 November 15, 2021

high holin'

The act of anilingus, especially while high, particularly on crack cocaine. The adverb "high" not only refers to both parties being high on drugs, but also the risk of having diarrhea rain down upon the person providing oral contact as a result of the crack.

I don't eat pussy, myself, but I'll go high holin' from time to time. You gotta know to get the fuck out the way when that asshole start quiverin', though.

by Z. Tenao December 6, 2011

Ryan Hogan

Literally the fattest thing on earth

Person 1: You heard about the new world record for fattest person on earth
Person 2: You talking about Ryan Hogan.

by Enus isakoovic February 23, 2020

hulk my hogan

The act of aggressively giving a male a handjob, often to the point of discomfort.

Martha told me that she'd be down to hulk my hogan when my parents go on vacation.

by Boogie Bash April 26, 2011