Mrs. Hoffman

The bitchy old hag across the street that doesn't want neighborhood kids to have any fun. Always calling the parents and the cops.

Mrs. Hoffman ratted us out again and then left. Let's go bag her house with rotten eggs.

by GoatANUS July 27, 2022

Aaron Hoffman

verb. The act of pouring your drink into someone else's drink usually without the consent and the other party's knowledge of said action until after a significant portion of fluid has been transferred. Homogeneity of fluid mixtures is not a requirement and usually complete opposite types of liquids are "mixed" against the unsuspecting party's will.

"I was talking to a few people at this party while holding a drink and then I realize a schmohawk pulled an Aaron Hoffman and poured half his cup of beer into my vodka cranberry."

by wordman4321 March 31, 2013

hoffmail

THe seemingly endless emails that many of us recieve daily featuring David Hasslehoff or something to do with his name. Very funny. Featured on the rove live show.

"hey emma, come and look at this hoffmail someone sent me"

by --sarah-- November 28, 2005

Hoffman Cleanup

When you hype big about the Gold you're going to mine, but you only pull 1 ounce out of the ground after running a million yards of dirt.

I hate to say this, but I think this is a Hoffman Cleanup.

#GoldRush

by Goldwatcher December 16, 2016

Todd Hoffman

A very large and scraggly goatee, usually longer than 4 inches and one that is usually left to grow unkempt. It can be combined with a mustache but not always. It is never styled or braided.

Hey man, I remember when you used to keep your goatee all nice and trim. I love that you decided to turn it into a Todd Hoffman. You would make the guys on Gold Rush proud.

by Irish beard balm June 9, 2012

Hoffman

Clever, kind, and honest.
A Hoffman is a person of with morals of the highest caliber and devilishly good looks.

"Hey do you want to hang out with Hoffman" -Chuck
"Hey you know better than to hassel the hoff" -Bill

by jack_hoffman October 6, 2012

Julia Hoffman

The most loyal and true friend you can possibly have. She is gorgeous, she just can't see it. She has a kind heart, and thinks of others before herself. She usually ends up hurting in relationships because all the guys she likes are total jerks. She deserves a man who will treat right. She is a precious gem. She will always be gorgeous, an amazing poet, and honestly a loyal and true friend.

Jack: I told Julia Hoffman all my secrets last night
Me: She knows all mine, I trust her with my life
Jack: I know, she's so loyal. She's my best friend.
Me: No she's mine, backoff.

by Anonymous 1122 October 18, 2012