Hobosexual 

Someone who's sexual orientation is only directed at the homeless.

random person: that hobo is so hot
other random person: are you a hobosexual?

Hobosexual by Harold Harkinam September 24, 2009

Hobosexual 

a person who doesnt really care about their looks too much at all, they can be noticed mostly by their stink scent, and their long unkept hair and/or beard. they often wear jerusalem cruisers people fitting this description are peter jackson, joe panicacci (you probably dont know him), and michael moore. the first recorded one being john the baptist

yo man you are such a hobosexual with your stank ass smell and thos jerusalem cruisers

Hobosexual by adamBeast308 June 30, 2010

Hobosexual 

Someone who will engage in intercourse with anyone, regardless of gender, so long as that person will give them shelter near a fire.

I got locked out of the house again by the girlfriend. She probably think she's teaching me a lesson. Jokes on her because I'm hobosexual... All I need now is a schlepping bag or cardboard box to get all up in.

Hobosexual by IrishGuido81 February 9, 2014

hobosexual 

a homosexual that has low aesthetic sense and could care less about appearance and style, similar to that of a typical heterosexual male. (gay version of metrosexual)

I saw this hobosexual wearing jogging pants at the gay bar last weekend.

hobosexual by HomoArigato April 24, 2009

Hobosexual 

Someone with a preference for fucking tramps (i.e. someone with low personal standards - as opposed to an actual homeless person).

Person #1: Hey did you see who John just hooked up with?

Person #2: Doesn't surprise me, he's a hobosexual.

Hobosexual by tobiwan January 6, 2008

Hobosexual 

A person who is only attracted to homeless men and this attraction distracts him/her from doing the most basic tasks with any skill whatsoever.

1: Hey Hoseph you're such a hobosexual
2: STFU n00b *proceeds to have sex with a hobo*

Hobosexual by raulgomez April 2, 2010

Hobosexual 

An individual that is generally attractive, although for what ever reason is homeless, or dresses like a homeless person.

A majority of hipsters identify as this.

"did you see Jake today, he looks like a bloody tramp!"
"Nah mate, he's one of those hobosexuals."

Hobosexual by JakeMcReary June 5, 2016