hobosexual

A person who is in high school but looks like they are 40 years old. They generally wear the same jacket everyday, ripped sweatpants, and rarely shave or get their hair cut;giving them the appearance of a hobo.
Yo Dave is such a hobosexual.
by Urban Dictionary June 03, 2006
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hobosexual

Style that is a cross between hipster (or metrosexual) and hobo. Coined by Cobra Starship lead, Gabe Saporta. Only to be used with permission by Gabe Saporta.
Gabe Saporta coined the term "hobosexual" to describe this new generation's style.
by leaax3 September 25, 2009
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hobosexuality

One who seeks homeless people out to engage in sexual activities down by the river
I realized my friend was into hobosexuality when he took me down by the river with a slew of homeless homos
by Kraziebtch24 April 15, 2016
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Hobosexual

The opposite of Metrosexual. A guy with complete lack of style. One who could care less about what he is wearing or what other people think about his appearance. Usually has need for a haircut and shave.
Dude, what is Kramer wearing?
I don't know man, he's a Hobosexual.
by lawsal July 04, 2013
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Hobosexual

Someone who's sexual orientation is only directed at the homeless.
random person: that hobo is so hot
other random person: are you a hobosexual?
by Harold Harkinam September 24, 2009
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Hobosexual

a person who doesnt really care about their looks too much at all, they can be noticed mostly by their stink scent, and their long unkept hair and/or beard. they often wear jerusalem cruisers people fitting this description are peter jackson, joe panicacci (you probably dont know him), and michael moore. the first recorded one being john the baptist
yo man you are such a hobosexual with your stank ass smell and thos jerusalem cruisers
by adamBeast308 June 28, 2010
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Hobosexual

Someone who will engage in intercourse with anyone, regardless of gender, so long as that person will give them shelter near a fire.
I got locked out of the house again by the girlfriend. She probably think she's teaching me a lesson. Jokes on her because I'm hobosexual... All I need now is a schlepping bag or cardboard box to get all up in.
by IrishGuido81 February 10, 2014
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