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hoba

A word for the female version of a hobo.
Check out the ratty dress on that hoba!
by Beth & David May 6, 2005
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workplace hoarder

That older colleague whose office is unable to be cleaned by the cleaning crew because they believe in “keeping hard copies.”
I am most deeply offended by the term “workplace hoarder” and NO, you may NOT touch that stack, it contains the most lucrative accounts we have serviced, all the way back to 1982!
by Dr Bunnygirl October 22, 2019
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cyber hoarding

When a individual has an excessive amount of pointless word documents, pictures, etc. saved on their computer that they will never look at
Cyber hoarding is Katie's flaw because she has 2000+ photos on her computer of random stuff like jellyfish and city landscapes.
by sassy sparkle princess November 2, 2010
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Hoarder

(Adj) A word that describes anyone that feels the need to find, collect, keep, pack ANY and EVERYTHING becasue they do not know how to throw things away.

A nicely put word than Pack Rat.

These people tend to collect soo much stuff, whether it be diapers, books, poop, shoes, clothes, or hair samples that it gets very over bearing and the items in turn tend to run their life to where they don't know what to do with themselves.
Michelle: Hello? Gary? are you there?
Gary: Hey, i'm over behind the stack of newspapers and to the left of last nights food collection.

Boy: Dang Girl! How many shoes do you have up in this closet?
Girl: Oh I only have12 here, you should see my garage, I have about 300 there, but don't worry they are all in boxes.
Boy: Girl you're a hoarder of shoes.
by shawtyWanardy December 2, 2010
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Hoborgy

An orgy of homeless people derived from a portmanteau of "hobo" and "orgy."

A common occurrence at public parks, train stations, dark alleys, and an other place hobos are known to congregate.
Hey there foxy (bag)lady, are you here for the hoborgy?
by Jonny B. Gewd March 28, 2009
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Hoborpheus

A portmanteau of Hobo and Morpheus meaning;
a homeless person that dresses and acts like a character from The Matrix.
Rarely spotted they are quiet, mysterious and walk purposefully. Sometimes offering red or blue pills.
"I'm not walking down there, it's dark and there might be a Hoborpheus or something"
by Rochies Rainbeaux January 9, 2009
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Hobation

If someone is found guilty of being a ho then they are placed on hobation. The amount of time spent on hobation is to be determined by the impromptu court of hoes.
Alex: Sarah are those the booty shorts you wore to the dance last night?
Sarah: Yeah! Aren't they tiny?
Alex: They sure are. I bet you weren't wearing them for long!
Phil: Is that a hair stuck in the crotch zipper?
Sarah: Maybe..


HOBATION!
by Cumdance Kid March 6, 2009
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