Diversity hire

In a corporation, this is a person who was hired solely because of the color of their skin, or their sexual identity, as opposed to their actual skills or contributions to the company. This person is usually employed for reasons including company PR or lower government taxation.

Jerry: "Which one of us was the useless simpleton who organized all these files incorrectly?"
Harry: "It was Terry, the diversity hire."
Jerry: "If we screwed up as much as he does, we'd be fired."
Harry: "Sadly, Terry is a homosexual black man, so HR won't touch him."

by The Man Guy Dude May 14, 2023

Icon For Hire

An awesome band. Although they are supposedly a 'christian' band, the rockin music is anything but and many fans will tell you how they aren't. A very little known band that should be more popular.

Me: Listen to this apparently 'christian' band, Icon for Hire!

(Friend who only listens to christian music): Woah...that isn't christian music...

Me: It's awesome though right?

(Friend who only listens to christian music): Hell yeah! They rock!

by Lcpotter January 6, 2012

Horse clottage

Exhaust from an Amish buggy.

That buggy is letting out some serious horse clottage.

by Sugarcreek January 25, 2020

minnie horse cum

When a midget has large penis and fills a 5 gallon bucket with semen

Oliver: “I heard Jenny got kale to do a Minnie horse cum last night.”
Ken: “ Yeah kale got an unlimited supply.”

by Meningitis Mamba April 20, 2022

horse shit

It's like bullshit, but with more attitude.

Jack: I told the teacher my dog ate my homework, but he knew it was horse shit.

by RumbleRoar June 23, 2012

Diversity hire

Have ever looked around your company and noticed how many team leaders and lower management tick diversity boxes? These people are diversity hires. All big corporations have quoters for diversity they need to meet and by hiring and promoting people who tick the right boxes the HR team can feel they are fighting for social justice

My new ream leader is a diversity hire. Totally useless but the company will cover for him as he's black and gay

by Owen Jones will save humanity July 21, 2021

I rode a horse once

Used to indicate the presence of a particularly stupid person.

"I rode a horse once"
"What?"

by baked_goods_ April 22, 2009