hippiecrite

a person who is a wannabe hippie and is a hypocrite.

"Say Joe, did you talk to Russel today?"
"Yeah Bill, he was being a damn hippiecrite today. He kept saying he was growing out his beard and won't use toilet paper anymore because trees are used to make it. But, I saw him stealing several rolls out of the corporate john!'

by AhMyGoddess June 28, 2005

Hippocrite

A blood-sucking, irritating and malicious hypocrite that is usually fat, obese or big-sized. They commonly spawn near you when they have bad intentions/goals when befriending you. However, ironically they believe they are inconspicuous in their misdeeds when they infact, are so huge in nature.

1) Omg, that Anna is such a hippocrite! seriously. Did you hear what she said about me?

by mrsdino August 23, 2010

Hippocritopotamus

one who is overweight and makes hypocriteical comments.

Sasha is fat and just made a hypocriteical comment, he is a Hippocritopotamus.

by Anonymous October 27, 2003

Hipocrite

A hipocrite is a person who states thet sont like when you do something and does the exact thing.

"Hey, you why do you have an umbrella over your head? It's only drizzling." Said Addi, but Addi has an umbrella over her head. " GIRL YOU HAVE AN UMBRELLA OVER YOUR HEAD!" says Mack. "Your being a hipocrite!"

by YOURUBERDRIVER October 26, 2018

Hippiecrite

A person who takes on all the outward and social aspects of Hippiedom, without ascribing to core values in any true sense

Clara hangs out with longhairs and smokes weed , but she drives a hummer and only drinks StarBucks. She is such a hippiecrite

by digglar October 30, 2008

hippocrite

a fat bitch who is a hypocrite

"yoooo, that bitch is a hippocrite"

by jajayyyyy February 23, 2009

hippycrites

hypocrite hippies

those bitches are such hippycrites

by haha47 July 13, 2010