Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia 

Odd and ironic name for the fear of long words.

Therapist: "Guy1.... im afraid you have, Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia."
Guy1: "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" *runs to hide behind the desk an starts rocking in a back and forth motion*

Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia by bored child with list of phobias September 7, 2007

hippopotomonstrosesquipadeliaphobia

The fear of long words. Probably created by the same person who made the word lisp, or someone with a similar sense of humor.

Jane has hippopotomonstrosesquipadeliaphobia
I have hippopot- hippo-hip-hip AAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!! *cowers in fear

hippopotomonstrosesquipadeliaphobia by Grunt 117 January 4, 2009

Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia 

Quite simply, the fear of long words

John: Yes, he was quite into the subject of Antidisestablishmentarianism.

Hank: (While Running Away) AHHHHHHH!!!

John's Friend: Whats his problem

John: He has Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia

Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia by AllanNoman December 23, 2010

hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia 

The fear of long words.

Doctor: I jut finished the lab results.
Patient: Is it serious?
Doctor: Yes it is.
Patient: Do I have cancer?
Doctor: No, you have hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia.
Patient: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH *faints*

hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia by Bring Back Toon Disney! April 18, 2014

supercalifragilisticexpialidocious floccinaucinihilipilification antidisestablishmentarianism hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoeconiosis llanfairpwllgwyngllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch 

Your favourite word combo.

Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious floccinaucinihilipilification antidisestablishmentarianism hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoeconiosis Llanfairpwllgwyngllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch is my first word combo!

supercalifragilisticexpialidocious floccinaucinihilipilification antidisestablishmentarianism hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoeconiosis llanfairpwllgwyngllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch by anonymous December 6, 2021

hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia 

Basically phobophobia (afraid of being afraid) but means fear of long words. Named by some random jerk who was prob a bully. More commonly known as sesquippedaliophobia.

Doctor: So, Bob, how are you doing?
Mom: Actually whenever I say a long word he screams and runs like crazy
Doctor: Mmmhmm,ok.
*some tests later*
Doctor: Bob, I am afraid to tell you that you have hippopotomonstro-
Bob: Please no *covers ears*
Doctor: Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia
Bob: *screams and runs like crazy*

hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia by Anonymous11111111121 November 17, 2013

hippopotomonstrosesquipadeliaphobia

The fear of long words. Many who use AOL have it.

It sounds like she has hippopotomonstrosesquipadeliaphobia.

hippopotomonstrosesquipadeliaphobia by Typhlosion July 30, 2003