Hipocrite

A hipocrite is a person who states thet sont like when you do something and does the exact thing.

"Hey, you why do you have an umbrella over your head? It's only drizzling." Said Addi, but Addi has an umbrella over her head. " GIRL YOU HAVE AN UMBRELLA OVER YOUR HEAD!" says Mack. "Your being a hipocrite!"

by YOURUBERDRIVER October 26, 2018

hippocrite

a fat bitch who is a hypocrite

"yoooo, that bitch is a hippocrite"

by jajayyyyy February 23, 2009

hipocrit

A person who criticizes others for not being hip (cool).

Just because he thinks he is a hipster doesn't give him the right to be a hipocrit.

by wolfbait51 June 9, 2011

hippolyth

A verry peculiar person who has strange hobbies, also most hippolyths are veteran gamers with a fobia for hot asian girls, because they are generally misunderstood and will (in most cases) never get a girlfriend, therefore they are used to wank the hell out of themselfes and develop extrmelely strong biceps and wrists

"who's that wierdo?"

"i'll bet my balls thats a hippolyth"

by Nick eliaerts January 31, 2008

hippolotapus

An older woman who is a mean ugly bitch, and a realy fat bitch with a realy big pussy orfupa.

Hey! put that shit away, quick, here comes that hippolotapus, ms.mcarthy

-mainly used toward: asshole neighbors, bitches,
teachers,etc.

by mr.bojangles October 24, 2006

Hippocritter

Meaning hypocrite in a silly way

“You’re such a hippocritter! You just told me to stop touching the paintings but you’re doing it now!”

by #imbetter July 8, 2023

Hippocrytapotomous

A fat looking person that is a hypocrite. Unfortunately, not to be confused with Hippopotomous, which is an ugly purple mammal. The word hyppocrite has become obsolete. Viva la revolucion.

Man 1So what he won? I don't care.
Man 1 to Man 2: Dang.. i'm so jealous!
Man 2 to Man 1: At least he doesn't weigh more than your parents combined, like *someone* I know...You're such a Hippocrytapotomous

by Ronelep April 21, 2007