hippiecrit

a parent who does/has done drugs and wont allow their kids to do the same. therefore being a hippie and a hipocrit.

1: My dad smokes so much pot and he wont let me do it!
2: what a hippiecrit.

hippiecrit by tasen July 19, 2007

hippiecrit

One who parades as a hippie for the cultural ties and glamour, but is actually employed. And often does not smell of patchouli or other herbs.

A hippiecrit is one of those people you know who can afford to buy the "eco-friendly" brands of everything now being pumped into the market by capitalists parading as socialists (new term soon to follow.)

hippiecrit by Arrowgeune May 13, 2009

hippiecrit

either one who badmouths hippies but displays many notably hippie-esque qualities, or one who claims to be a hippie, but either eats meat, supports war, or bathes.

"That guy is such a hippiecrit. He claims to be a hippie, but look at that steak he's chowing!"

hippiecrit by baylee August 27, 2005

hippiecrit

one who calls themselves a hippie, but is really a poser and a conformist like everyone else.

"man that girl is a hippiecrit, she wears tie-dye underneath his holister jacket and lucky jeans."

hippiecrit by Sergi December 26, 2008

hippiecrit

The hippiecrit has lots of kids and tries to avoid "The system", and demands a "Vegan meal" at gatherings, but has been spotted enjoying a fast food burger out of town. S/he has no visible means of income but flies to Bali for the winter after receiving proceeds as a "provider" in the medical marijuana program. This person often drives a 1970's dented smog spewing car while espousing how we all need to "reduce our carbon footprint". Often can be found playing bluegrass music with a fifth of hard liquor at hand while howling at the moon....Beware-it may be catching.

If eating Tempeh, drinking Absinthe and playing Bill Monroe makes sense you might be a hippiecrit...

hippiecrit by bigfoot faithful April 5, 2008

Hippycrite 

Someone who was a hippy in the 60's but now clings to religion to defend his selfish ideals.

George W Bush is a perfect example of a hippycrite

Hippycrite by REAL Hippie August 16, 2009

Hippie-crite 

Noun. Adjective: Hippie-critical. A person who drives a very large SUV with bumper stickers reading things such as "Walk More" and "Cut Out Fossil Fuels".

MARY: Why does that Escalade have a sticker reading "Drive Less"?
BOB: Oh, they're just hippie-crites.

Hippie-crite by Velma Hart August 17, 2011